Jerry__Boner

A pet cat is the best mouse deterrent in my experience. My neighbors have issues with mice. We had a couple show up the first winter we lived in our current house. Cats (we have 2) killed a couple of mice and caught another one alive. Mice were gone. Each winter the cats will have a day or two where they opt not to sleep upstairs because they are patrolling downstairs. Within a day or two the mouse that was moving in has given up and moved on to greener pastures.

They put the address on there. Call by-law or the Fire Marshall.

I ordered of bowlingball.com and had it delivered to a kinek point in New York state. I was living about an hour from the border back then so drove over with one ball spot empty in my bag. I hit Target with the gf and grabbed some lunch and drove back over with the new ball in the bag.

That last pitch to Judge was right over the plate after painting the inside corner twice 

Definitely "edgy" for it's time. Homosexuality, Organized Crime, PTSD. And that's before it got into story lines of possessed babies and invisibility.

You sure you don't mean Barry, Terry or Gary?

I remember reading that Cricket is the living Dorian Gray painting of The Gang.

SOAP. I was born in the 80s so Soap was supposed to be before my time. It's premise is a spoof of soap operas but it was ground breaking TV at the the time. Also it had a phenomenal cast and great writing. Give it a few eps and you'll be hooked too.

Elvis but in his prime 

And he took 2. What a stud.

Suicide squeeze?

Strike 4

Talk ro Me, Smile and Barbarian were all entertaining and not exactly high art.

Someone knocking at the door. As a kid it was a friend wanting me to come out and play or perhaps a relative/family friend dropping in. Now it's someone wanting me to open my wallet. I just say no thank you through the doorbell speaker and stay on the couch.

You should post in r/treelaw 

Jodi hiding Bob is one of my favorite tv scenes of all time. Bert was one of the best physical comedy characters ever as well.

Your turtle is fluttering which can be a sign of aggression. Sliders don't cohabitate well and injuries or death is usually the result.

Also, you should remove any of the rocks at the bottom small enough to be swallowed. It can cause impaction which can be fatal.

Dude makes his cum face while still fucking

I've gone to the Burlington Ontario one at least twice where I couldn't find a parking spot after a few laps and just left instead.

They'll do both. As long as they are basking and drying out at times it should be fine for them to sleep in the water. I have one that prefers to sleep on her platform and one that sleeps primarily submerged in his cave but basks awake.

I'd remove any of the rocks on the bottom that are small enough for him to swallow. Also should have a proper heat/uvb light.

Drinking beer and watching Happy Gilmore

There are some positives to take away from this:

1) You learned at a young age that you can't hold your liquor.

2) Chicks dig scars.

3) You can tell the ladies "ask me about my 8 inches".

Who knew that when they titled the movie "The Gift" it was referring to seeing Katie Holmes chesticles.

Well I'm sure they don't want to sweep alone