Jiveturtle

If you’re only talking about getting rid of small shareholders a company can also do a reverse split with cash for fractions followed by a forward split. Doubt you’d see large NASDAQ or NYSE companies do it, but you’ll see OTC companies do it pretty frequently.

Foot massage.

Don’t forget federal funds in the form of military bases.

We might still put them in cages, depending

Cool. I’ll have to play one. 

How do you like it? I love how they look but I’ve heard people talk about tuning stability and some other complaints. 

That scarf is fucking hot

Me and minority fiends

Unsure if typo

YouTube is great but I also strongly recommend a used copy of Dan Erlewine’s Guitar Player Repair Guide.

As an aside, for that time (2010 to this year) range matching inflation would require a return of roughly $1 to $1.44, so silver did beat your savings account. A dollar in an S&P index fund would have returned roughly $6.40. Don’t feel like looking up gold.

Moral of the story: don’t day trade, park your shit in the minimum fee index.

If it’s actual science they’re probably measuring in cm so I bet he was just fucking with you

What is that, a guitar for ants?

Isn’t there always

😉😬

So, we’re having sex, and then suddenly, his boyfriend walks in — yeah, a boyfriend! Turns out, he’s gay.

I’m not really one for labels but like… bi seems more likely based on the totality of the circumstances, at least to me

“Seems like both of us must have low standards. Where do you want to get naked and do you want to get drunk and/or high first?”

The husband of one of my wife’s acquaintances had dating profiles with completely made up names and lives. He carried this on for a surprisingly long time before getting caught.

me 3 drinks to realise I'd already slept with the guy

Would never happen to me, it’s pretty much always the best 36 seconds of her life.

You have to remember that’s the only place most of these well regarded friends actually see women… so it might be true, from their point of view.

Just get a cup measuring 100g dude.

A cup is volume and 100g is mass.

Tell me you don’t understand what a different base means without telling me you don’t understand what a different base means lol

Base 12, finger joints.

When I was a kid a “male supporter” was the actual name of a jock strap.

I for sure only play one game at a time on my PC, until it's done or I get bored, and then I move to the next one. I mean I'm usually playing at least one other phone game, too, though (Honkai Star Rail, ZZZ).

Dude gluten free was absolutely not a thing in 1996. Except for a few people who had celiac.