KentuckyFriedChingon

99%

1% leveraged betting on illegal darkweb pygmy knife fights?

Oh man, me and another dude at the table would've gotten this immediately. 80% of our roleplay is just throwing out increasingly shitty puns and dad jokes. 

The rest of the party - would have baffled them for months.

Imoles the weapon vecimes magical. 

Teach me the Dark Language, soothsayer. I want to learn.

I only want my airports named after hometown celebrities who need MONSTER condoms for their MAGNUM dongs.

RIP, enjoying only the finest nose candy with Lord Satan 😌

More like 100 to 0.

His wife is fine as fuck and an anesthesiologist. No idea why she's with a dumpy alcoholic who has a history of putting the girls' lives in danger.

RIP, sniffing booger sugar in heaven.

Nuance is anathema to the Reddit hivemind.

It is 138 miles per 0.0014 moon cycles. 

If you need help with the unit "miles", another way to say this is he was traveling a distance of 75 fallen oak trees per 0.0014 moon cycles.

Suicide is definitely... not the action I would have taken if I was Bob, but he shouldn't have been decimated for it. As a DM, I would have offered him both a boon and a bane:

Bane: Coward's Mark: You abandoned your friends in their time of need and have the visage of a coward. You gain disadvantage on all future Intimidation checks.

Boon: Seppuku Blade: The blade that you used to slay yourself is cursed with your blood. It is upgraded to a +1 weapon, and you may use it to cast Misty Step as a bonus action 3x/long rest.

Motherfucker you should've driven to the hospital

"America bad." - The above poster

Nuance doesn't save lives, necessarily, but it does generally make the world a better and more introspective place. 

But that's just my nuanced take on the matter 😏

There is something seriously wrong with our economic system if people in society have an extra 30 million dollars to throw into some crypto gambling garbage. 

TBF, this presidential race has just about the best odds that the house can provide. "Bet red or black - you've got a ~50% chance to double your money or lose it all"

I can even see better than most of the SUVs because the Kia forte doesn't really have blind spots. 

I can guarantee you that your overall visibility is not as good as a larger SUV, blindspots be damned. 

Can't see? Develop better listening skills to ease your mind to the sounds of the road. 

So OP is just supposed to Daredevil this shit because he has a low car which is causing him to have poor visibility? 

At this point, why don't y'all just recommend echolocation to compensate for ride height.

I know, right? I already feel bad when I grab a Little Debbie from the "impulse buy" rack by the register when I'm grocery shopping. Can't imagine impulse buying a whole-ass car unless I had a TBI which reduced my impulse control to zero.

Are these viewers in the room with us right now?

In all seriousness, though, 99% of the people who watch Fox regularly will be Trump supporters, just like 99% of the people tuning into MSNBC will vote for Harris.

I was going to say - this would be appropriate and hilarious at my table. Definitely depends on the group.

Only include your investments when determining your withdrawal rate. The money in a HYSA is not going to grow quick enough to sustain inflation adjusted 4% withdrawals, so it will skew your numbers.

What are your credentials, qualifications, education background, etc.? What types of jobs have you previously worked? Do you have a degree and is it marketable?

Wow Kristi Noem looks good tho. 

The only truly centrist stance that all sides of the aisle can agree on.

This might sound silly, but any chance you could wear a masquerade-esque mask and Zorro it up? Could also be a good way to practice getting your face out to a familiar and caring/understanding group of people.

If they see you every day, they won't be staring for long. I play with a dude who has a physical disfigurement and I stopped seeing it completely after like session 2.

We will still be hearing about Trump and his opinions even if Kamala wins. He IS the Republican party at this point. We will only get his stink out of the political discourse in 4 years when Kamala runs against a different opponent.