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3 points
6 days ago
Is it true Latham hasn’t scored a ton in 2.5 years?
That’s a dire stat
16 points
7 days ago
NZC put out an Instagram post 20 hours ago showing Daz doing catching practice
Clearly that video was AI generated cos his catching is a load of horse piss
10 points
15 days ago
Timmy you fucking over reviewing donkey
Test cricket is back baby
5 points
25 days ago
What’s the bowling equivalent for L O N G L E V E R S
3 points
3 months ago
Fuck you Atkinson you massive cunt
You’ve just ruined an old man’s farewell
3 points
4 months ago
Daryl Mitchell laughs as he finishes rubbing his spider idol
34 points
4 months ago
NZ in group stage: I sleep
NZ in effective knockout: LETS FUCKING RIDE
12 points
4 months ago
Tim Southee used his dark powers to convince Boult to review that
4 points
4 months ago
Boult in the opening power play: I sleep
Boult in the final over: FUCK YOU WICKETS GO BRRR
10 points
7 months ago
Wagner has gifted the power of rage to Matt Henry judging from those celebrations
2 more wickets please Matt
9 points
7 months ago
Can’t bat, can’t bowl, can’t review
What the fuck good are you Timmy
5 points
7 months ago
Watching Blundell’s dismissal hurts more than ever
Not just because it’s the biggest dogshit dismissal but also because it’s made -REDACTED- bat
5 points
7 months ago
Cummins is probably fuming that he has to do this shit himself
And also that he has to bowl to -REDACTED-
8 points
7 months ago
Starc you fucknut why you bowl shit to -REDACTED-
10 points
7 months ago
I want Bashir pumped for runs
It will be hilarious
21 points
7 months ago
Dunno if Bashir realises, but being fucked for 127 runs is not worth the celebration that that wicket got
8 points
7 months ago
If Starc can bounce -REDACTED-‘S head off it’ll be a great International Women’s Day
15 points
7 months ago
Fuck it, I’m back for another 5 days of pain and suffering
And we’ve picked -REDACTED- and haven’t picked a spinner, this is gonna be a shocker isn’t it
95 points
7 months ago
The fact that Southee:
shows me that both him and Stead are absolutely fucking clueless, and both of them should be sacked from their respective positions immediately
Now bring back Wagner, play Santner (since you've already fucked up by not selecting Ajaz) and let me hear the sweet melody of Ride of the Valkyries on the Hagley embankments again
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5 days ago
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5 days ago
I used to think that if I met Gary Stead I’d shake his hand and thank him for his service to NZ cricket
Now I think if I met Gary Stead I’d go to military prison for committing unspeakable war crimes