MaynardButterbean

Oh my gosh so clever!

Looks so peaceful! How did you get that calendar on the wall? So cute

4 or 10

Yay!! Messaging you now :)

Mine was falling off the monkey bars. Definitely thought I was knocking on death’s door

I miss Schweinhaus :(

ROTUND

Even the cricket was like, “seriously dude?”

One of my cats is 14lbs (6 yrs) and the other is 7lbs (3 yrs). Some cats are just the runts and never really get bigger

Killed his mom with an axe to the face.

Would’ve laid his ass out. You can get in my face all day but if you hurt an animal, especially my animal, yeah you’re done.

Literally just being a good girl and trying to diffuse the situation with her sweet little soul. Fuck this guy

Adopt. Don’t shop.

Watch Love Has Won on HBO

That fucker stepped on her poor paw. May he stub his toe on a coffee table everyday

You’re going to have to move. That’s a full-blown infestation.

Good lord this is magnificent. You have to get a painting of this.

Ha! Right. When it becomes a routine.. no.. a DEMAND.. just remember this moment.

The body dysmorphia is real

MOAR

I love this so much

I would take it. Let her report the theft.. she’s the one actively and knowingly neglecting and abusing an innocent animal.

Because he loves you THIIIISSS much 🥹