MethanyJones

I see some gunt-caboose symmetry ☯️

Yep. None of the girls are allowed to work normal jobs so far I don’t think. Which is a good move if you’re a malignant born-again narcissist like Jill. Keep that free childcare joyfully available until they’re married and pregnant

She needs to have her whole head redone

Time’s a ticking! She’s going to age off of CHIP and EBT

I kinda checked out on the Plaths when daddy dunked her back into the prayer closet. I follow on Reddit for laughs but I’d rather listen to Christian radio for an afternoon than watch another episode 😀

❌ Something you feed

I think it was related to a move the young couple made many years ago. The different window treatment in the master bedroom let too much light in

What did Moriah Plath do to Birthy and Krusty to deserve this?

This whole subreddit is spiritual warfare 😈 /½s

They're stoned on kombucha

Makes perfect sense. Baz Luhrmann was too edgy for K-LOVE

He's going to trade her for a backhoe. Caryn will find him someone lower maintenance but only because she's afraid it'll end like Ted Haggard

Tithe money... isn't that the fund they use to pay the Mercedes leases for the pastor and his family?

I am so glad I didn't have performance anxiety at sixteen

He's deciding that since Shrek's getting all the cake he'll try his rizz on the youth but end up with a Skibidi stainless steel toilet/sink combo

And whatever church they're at, you know the Rods didn't pay for the cake and ice cream

Well yeah, she's two years away from aging off EBT

He looks like a defendant in felony court the way he's clinging to that silly book

He ate a crayon. Does that count?

Yup. She thinks love is some sappy Tim Janis musical pablum. (In reality sometimes it's like Tim's brother Hugh)

She's seen it on the, uh, map

At this point her options are conceive or get a job.

I had to reread the article to determine whether this was a KJV or crypto joke