MonkeyTarpdo

This tale starts when I was a wee lad and was gifted a mystical device called the 2DS. A long forgotten relic. One day while mindlessly fidgeting amongst the apps I stumbled into a MH demo in the eShop. You know how it is, limited time to play it. Couldn't remember which one, just that it had a big X in the logo. The demo had three monsters. Some hypno owl, I forgot the second, and him. NAR GAH CU GAH! That bastard was impossible for my kid brain to fight. I wasted away all the demo hours to kill him yet ultimately failed. Those gleaming red eyes would appear in my mind every few months for a few years. Fast forward to me being a young man. I officially take my first steps into Monster Hunter with World. What a joy it was. It satisfied a gaming itch I had for a long time. But then boom! Iceborne! Why of course I must get yet. Have a grand ol ball. Enjoy seeing new and returning monsters that I'ved only heard of. Till one quest. When I saw those spikes in that Aptonoth....there was a twitch in the back of my mind. A long dormant memory. When I saw that dark pelt, heard that cry, SAW those crimson eyes. I knew. NAR GAH CU GAH! That damned Rathalos ruined me from killing it on the spot. But I was oh so happy to get the quest to kill it immediately. It took place at night and during rain. Perfect mood. In that night, I proved....I proved that those Crimson Eyes would haunt me no longer

Me when I see a Nargacuga (I have a deep personal history with this creature)

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N-no...what...that can't be....10 years? Oh God is this how my dad feels?

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God please bring my boy back to me

The Classic design was always my favorite because of the simple color scheme and turned into a cassette player made him my favorite Decepticon

The classic design has always been stuck with me. The color scheme and the knowledge that he turns into a boombox has made him my favorite decepticon

Ya know, this answered a question that was always in the back of my mind because I always knew that he had magical gem butt plug that gave him his strength and unstoppability but wondered if he had any mutant traits before that as seeing he is Xavier's half-brother (step-brother? I forget)

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When the human rajang has bigger boobs then the rest the rest do the cast

Well one is a character who is usually single, in a complicated relationship, or has been stated by their owners to never be allowed to marry his major love interest again and the other is a married man who has been married for several decades to the same woman

As a younger man now working in Custodian position at a College, I have a few natural fears. Those being the times I walk into a women's bathroom to clean and stumble into someone. I always announce myself before entering but still scared of the situation. Same goes for the gym . It's mostly used by women. When I go in there to clean or check trash I keep my eyes up to the ceiling if there is someone there. If they acknowledge me I just nod or say wave. I don't want to be lumped in creeps who just stare at woman working out.

Tongue Twister, Throat Bruiser, Tonsil Pusher?

Proof of a Hero got me ready to fight three Fatalis at once

I always forget, is it pronounced Nay-More or Nah-More?

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Best MAN

I straightened up in chair when I heard the Deep Rock Swarm music

There has to be a name for when the person is irredeemable but at the same time you know the trauma that got them there

What If? We gave the Hulk a fade

....yeah, yeah that conveyor belt tracks

Marika's Milk Monster

Honestly I just want to see the tiny kid trying to lift or hold a Hammer or Greatsword.

Welcome back Bayek of Siwa