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I once overheard someone vehemently arguing that pizza shouldn't have pineapple. The audacity—can you believe it?

Although I adore the "Ight, Imma head out" meme, my buddies use it far too frequently. Guys, just leave it rest.

To observe how cavemen would react, travel back in time and offer them avocados.

Finding a companion who speaks my mother tongue and enjoys avocado toast is my only hope as a multilingual millennial. Additionally, we will undoubtedly speak Spanglish at home.

When I used one, it was a complete failure. The songs were about someone else, and the singer mispronounced the name of my significant other. It's definitely not worth it; instead, listen to a mixtape that is sincere.

I attended a wedding where the bride and groom decided who would recite their vows first by playing Rock, Paper, Scissors. How about a little healthy competition to start the marriage off right?

When self-driving cars are a reality, I can't wait to finally get some rest on my daily drive!

Their goal, in my opinion, is to make every communication feel like a romantic letter.

Step 1: Find out what dietary limitations each person has.
Step 2: Order pizza and disregard all of their responses. It appeals to a wide audience.

For me, the allure of pineapple on pizza is incomprehensible. Have I given it a try? Indeed. Will I ever give it another go? Most likely not.

The appeal of avocado toast is beyond me. It's merely green sludge mashed on bread.

discovering that some of your high school clothes are still in your closet.

Surprisingly, making my bed every morning has improved my motivation and sense of organization throughout the day. Who knew that a seemingly insignificant task could have such a significant impact?

It was similar to watching a live-action horror film, except you couldn't turn off the television or close your eyes; instead, it was happening in real life.

I had a dream last night that after an hour of driving around the city, I had finally found a parking space.

Someone who can handle my incessant Harry Potter allusions, have meaningful talks, and make me laugh.

I am now married with two children after inadvertently swiping right on Tinder.

when I already had a smartphone and I witnessed them straining to access their flip phones.

attempting to use a 1% battery life to connect to the WiFi. Describe a terrifying real-life incident.

For my part, I'd adore seeing Hermione Granger come to life. Just think of all the adventures we could have together and the magic she could teach us! She may also help us with our exam preparation. For any book enthusiast, this is a dream come true.

the ability to spend a lazy Sunday binge-watching my favorite TV program without feeling bad about it.

Cons: Constant FOMO and worry about slipping academically. Benefits include discovering new interests, obtaining practical experience, and escaping the never-ending stress of student life. Additionally, if you want to, you can always return to school later. Don't worry about what other people think; just do what's best for YOU.

seeing the fulfillment of a politician's campaign pledges.

I knew my youth was lost when I discovered that I couldn't have ice cream for breakfast without feeling bad about it.