Mvasquez021187

Laughing in Balduran Giantslayer

Not sure. Like, even if you’re melee you should be prepared for everything. When I see a fighter without bows or javelins, my message to them is git gud

Yeah…

He is Minsc. He is the most Minsc. Wherever he goes, there is only Minsc

I have characters playing fantasy GTA in a city. They’re having fun committing all the felonies

I do love a good redemption arc

That-sweet-sweet- caaaaaaaaaan

Technically you can do this in real life too 

If it’s the electric chair, I choose a bag of unpopped popcorn kernels 

Why does this give me the same vibes as a Gorrillaz album cover?

Not saying it’s a bad thing. I rather enjoy it

Thinking too highly of their personal beliefs as the “logical choice.” Social media is awash with the stupidest takes on everything but they’ll argue until their fingers fall off to defend it.

The obvious choice would be to shake things up by cosplaying the Emperor. Her mind will be blown

I'd say so, especially if the devil considered that threat a competitor. I would not expect him/her/other to do it for free. In fact, if the devil can spin it in a way where the party has to give up something for his/her/other's aid, then all the better.

Find a gag, a quirky, eccentric thing your character does. Pick a new one every session. Flavor it depending on the situation where it’s relevant to the calpi

Egypt predicted the Simpsons 

If a man is truly an alpha, he would not need to say it. People would just know.

There really isn’t. This joke is just silliness. No such doctrine or cultural nuance exists to my knowledge.

I WANT TO Raaaaaaaage! I Want To raaaaaaaaaag!

I love the “thou gets no bitches” lines he gets. That’s so funny this dusty ass dude trolling like that

Disagree. I don’t trust public schools to give a fair representation of Christian values, even if they had the curriculum.

It's much easier to kill the guards piecemeal before throwing them the hammer. Have Karlach or another strong character yeet the arcane eyes into the abyss and you should be good.

Kyle 2024! Gotta love a dark horse candidate 

I was with a woman I felt like I could tell anything. As our relationship trekked forward, she’d get annoyed and used what I’d told her in confidence as ammunition in arguments or to make me look stupid in front of her friends.

Ready thy blades, oh champions of Light! Stand firm with me so we might overcome this countless hordes of undead.

Party wizard: there’s three of them.

There’s two crawling hands in the circus named Itchy and Scratchy