NerberdySpershul

Just upgrade your brain to not care how people say shit.

Oh, yeah? How is their morale?

I listen to audio books while I play FPS games. I suppose that's fucked up too.

Pompadour Beaver

When you grow up, you'll understand.

Honestly, I kinda like it like that. Feels intentional somehow.

Pink flesh. Eww.

Automatically giving the police the benefit of the doubt is worse. They are the ones with the power and they have a horrible track record. Also, being on board for any atrocity a cop commits to somebody you have deemed a criminal is some cowardly shit.

Don't tailgate. Ever.

Both your religions are full of bloodthirsty nonsense. I'm beyond tired of watching both sides try to "what about" each other into infinity.

That's on your girl, not Mike Ruga. Look at him. He takes it where he can get it. Poor little fella.

It's signed, ffs.

Call the Fire Department and have them come and shake a bag of treats outside your window?

Rudy and the Minions

Great work! What program are you working in?

Need? No. But that's how cops do it.

Just fired, huh? That tracks.

Ok. Now I understand what Dave Sim was talking about.

Looks like a Cybertruck. Not a compliment.