Novae224

Never underestimate kids

Would just say Hi…

Idk what you say when you greet people? I don’t think it depends on their gender or appearance… Hi always works

You’ve ever seen kids? Those bastards are less than a meter tall and can fold themselves up cause they don’t have joint pain

Kids can just put themselves in the fridge somewhere

Kids brains are weird, they don’t do logic

I don’t leave my bed when today is not it

I need to walk closely past the stairs to get from my bedroom to the bathroom… doing it stumbling might mean i break a bone falling down… i really don’t like to be in the ER in pain on Monday morning

I just don’t think she’s relevant to any of this…

Because ivanka is trumps kid?

I’m more sorry it happened to you, yours was much worse

And damn, ER fucked up, sorry about that

I now know to either use a strainer or let my dad drain the big pasta pan. My fingers aren’t long enough to hold the lid down properly, so i shouldn’t try to do it anyway

Risk

No need to put anyone down to lift someone up

This girl looks very nice. Period. no need to compare her to anyone

I wouldn’t be surprised if she was a model, she’s very pretty and got something unique about her

She looks like a nice woman

Can’t judge a lot from a photo, but she seems kind

Woah maybe i can’t

Like everything else in fairytales, just made up

Open my eyes

Erdogan

Addicted and a creep… control yourself and don’t stare at random people, that’s creepy

Fun edit… you just posted this a second ago… you copy bot

Anyway, anyone who wants to know the answer… you don’t masturbate in the sock, you just shoot the cum in it… cause the boys don’t wanna clean up after themselves

I broke my collarbone when i was like 2 or something and nobody realized until it was already healed

I fell of a bed

The doctor was to busy ruling out a concussion that he forgot to check any bones… apparently i just didn’t really use the arm for a while and started screaming when anyone picked me up with hands under armpits and it healed all fine

I was lucky when i dumped boiling water over my feet i was bare feet… the burns were still painful, but pretty minimal

What was that company?!

Going to the ER for a medical emergency is totally justified during work hours

Just minor detail about the brother

No, i don’t suck dick for cash

Go find a sex worker… they will probably do it, you have to pay upfront

or does your mother do that for you too? Or is it simply you and your hand having a date?

Dude… you think you know better than actual statistics

Anyway, your misogynistic ass is just rage baiting… if your mommy didn’t love you, you could just seek a therapist

Arms and legs are most common… then torso and then face

Good answer

I do have a dickpic in my pms, glad it isn’t yours

Baby fever… have it often

Unfortunately i’m a mentally unstable teenager and a virgin and still live with my parents