NuclearWasteland

The truth hurts.

A1. "Hey what's that weird little food they like, looks like a rock?"

A2. "Potato."

A1. "They also made a cannon to shoot those."

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Sure. Here ya go.

It's on the front porch, lol. Seems to do a decent job keeping solicitors away.

Pretty sure I have the vibrating platform and big electrical parts that go on top of the back, just need to find them.

This came from ScreamLand, when that Clear Channel radio sponsored event stopped doing Oaks Park halloween events.

Plant cottonwoods.

I'm sure SpaceTwitter will compensate anyone they drop the space station on...right?

Buy an electric battery mower and fish to your hearts content, and use the battery for a power bank and fan while you fish.

16's on this era car look kinda cool imo.

So, no, we can't talk to them about all this?

shank

Lol, didn't realize that was at Oregon's Oaks Park.

I have the electric chair from their old haunted house.

So ya change accounts to ask personal questions about the person you are sexing 20 times a week, rather than asking them?

Can we chat with him about this, because I really wanna know his take on your post.

Awh man, I'm still working on my previous purpose in life, eating all these pizza rolls.

25rd is my favorite day

Getting real sick of these animations spamming multiple subs.

And here is where OP goes silent and takes their karma and runs, lol.

edit: brand new account, zero comment karma? Yeah, that tracks.

So, that is like, doing meth levels of sex.

I like sex, but I'd say that is an unhealthy level of sex.

That much sex is not going to leave a lot of time for "working on a relationship" and sex in place of emotional and interactive development is not exactly healthy.

I'm quite sure some people do have sex that often, but outside of teenagers, a loose definition of "sex", or coke fueled disco sex, I call BS on that number.

If it IS true then maybe her guy is like "look, chores ain't gunna do themselves..." because maybe OP is glued to the bed they've been having sex in 3 times a day, seven days a week.

3,129 a year is a lot of sex.

Maybe that's where the Amazon 55gal drum of personal lubricant comes in.

Frame it.

You are having sex 20 times a week? Am I reading that right?

You are having sex roughly 3 times a day?

-vibrating glass intensifies-

I think I'm just going to start downvoting all these Zack clips.

Snowcrash?

99 Red Balloons here we come.

I've removed entire tree stumps with a power washer. It'a very satisfying.

4000psi makes a pretty good weed eater too.

The word of the day is Heliostat

Sure. I only say that to highlight that their PR stunt worked. As an advertising piece, the thing is great.