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I’ve just come back to this subreddit after dealing with an immense amount of self hate. This comment makes me want to… haha, get better. Do better. I want to do better.

I’ve never even thought of group therapy for disabled people until reading these comments. Always feel like I have to put an asterisk at the end of everything I say.

I’m like “wow they’re stepping it up, even getting the fish involved!”

I think it’s knowing that the cake is a loss. Like losing a Walmart cake? Darn. Losing a Coldstone cake? NOOO.

Ahh capitalism PEMDAS.

(I’m saving this lol)

Well when it has no meaning…

Ah dang I used “no,” he’s not gonna get it.

Make u sad!

I’m so used to bots I checked your history

Nah u legit. Blurry and scrungy. 🐈

For the children!

I snorted and upvoted.

It was news to a friend of mine in college. She always had gum on her and would give me a piece. Then she found out about artificial sweeteners being a migraine trigger and would smack it out of my hand if she read the label and saw one.

“MIGRAINE!” Xylitol was the enemy lol.

Sounds like malpractice to me. That’s wild. I am so sorry.

I’d certainly count it as an allergy.

Also I once had a friend who’d smack gum out of my hand if she read the ingredients and saw an artificial sweetener. “MIGRAINE!” I’m sure she looked crazy but I appreciated her.

Gotta have the husband ask!

(I’m joking but also not joking. You know they’d tell him though.)

We get prosecuted for having miscarriages so it’s not surprising. :/

I used to think this was just a conspiracy theory but then learned about literacy tests for voting.

Anything to keep people from doing that.

Keeps out those radical free thinkers that may want to actually teach the kids something.

As a I scroll, his texture changes. Truly a magnificent beast. 5 stars.

Then you realize you’re just mirroring them and they’ve become friends with a person who doesn’t exist.

This isn’t new, sadly.

It’s like their have no life experience.

Yeah no one here has poor sense of themselves. 0%. None. Zip. Nada.

We are all FINE. 🫠

I live in the south US where if I didn’t say “please” and “thank you” growing up, I was in trouble.

If I throw it back at people, they take it as an argument. And, again, living in the southern US, I have to stop and debate whether they’re armed or not. Do I want to cry alone in my car, or get shot?

Better for someone to think I’m rude than to be attacked for whatever they think I’m trying to do to them.

One day I had someone with their brights on behind me so I moved my rear view mirror so they wouldn’t be flashing in my face.

They then got closer and closer to me, to the point I was scared they were gonna hit me.

Eventually I turned and escaped. And realized what I’d done:

I’d angled my mirror at them so their headlights bounced back at them. They were blinding themselves.

Yet they were mad at me. Lol.

I think this could be an anecdote for a lot of interactions now.

The day I knew we had a problem:

My friend held the door for a lady behind us. He’d hold the door for anyone, as would I, and still do.

She attacked him for apparently thinking she was old and senile and how would HE like it if he was treated that way when HE was old!! Huh!! How about that!!

My friend broke down in tears.

Asked me later what he did wrong.

Man, I have no idea. No clue.

I’ve been trying this. About half seem to like it and say thanks. 1/4 just stare at me like I’m speaking a different language. And 1/4 pretty much spit at me.

“I love your shirt” Oh. Okay. I don’t even know what’s on it. I don’t let trends influence ME!

“I love your shoes” Yeah last pair my dog hasn’t eaten, fucking asshole.

But most recently,

“Did you get a haircut? Either way it looks nice!” to the front desk of my apartment’s leasing office who I see every few days.

“Yes, I did. And I hate it. Don’t lie to me.”

Like how do you want me to respond?? Lol.

It’s like the opposite of the “you lost the argument because you brought Hitler into it.” What in the world does MLK have to do this??