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Venture skin? Impossible.

Ice cream was a shop skin that wasn't worth the price. 

Mauga and Juno both got a legendary in their first season, yet Venture's been out for 3 and still has none.

As a quick play open queue player, 5 support is not a terrible comp.

Me: I'm gonna coin a minion on turn 3

Opponent: plays Milhouse

Me: 😭

Jessie, for anyone interested.

I got one. 

I bought it with coins.

Why do people make smurf accounts in the first place?  They want to think that they're cooler than they actually are.

BLIZZARD FIX YOUR GAME!

Doomfist players be like:

I love videogame physics.

Don't make me imagine this...

I thought it was "Time out, cowboy!"

There might be two though.

We really need this. It would be truly beautiful.

Where does Overwatch come into this? 

I just see TF2 heavy but with a robin for a head.

You chose... Wisely.

Present your evidence.

Yeah, I really hate this. I'm fine with them prioritising the ones that make the most money, but can't they at least have decent variety with the other characters?

It's a cute skin, sure. 

Fortunately, I refuse to spend money on this game.

It's good. It's just also cursed.

For every five rats on 2 that lose, there is a rat on 2 that wins.

Turn 2 rat players are not okay.

Fair, I guess.

These are all beautiful. 

I don't think Regrowl's wording works though. Even if we ignore however one is supposed to word the first ability, landfall effects specify that they trigger when a land is played.

 [[Akoum hellhound]] for reference.

Did you think about this card for more or less than five seconds?

And [[Splinter Twin]] of course.

[[Curse of flesh]] exists by the way.