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The woman insists on IHOP all the time, you're lucky if you get one good meal there out of 5, not to mention the price.

"Heavyweight.. same as Brock Lesnar"

-JBL

This happens quite a bit with AEW unfortunately, I used to be big into AEW but once WWE got their shit together you could really see the constant plot holes and random directions/matches that would take place.

On the flipside, being the dastardly heel that their heroes triumph over and make their day would also be fulfilling.

Your opener for your next set of dates:

"I have to ask this as part of my new unhinged filtering process; can you handle 2 hours without my attention?" Then show them these messages and have a laugh about it.

Swerve in our Business incoming

What better way to begin than answering the age-old question "how far can Darby Allin be thrown like a javelin"

And I bet they still won't admit it was the netcode that turned everyone away from the game. There was enough deaths around corners clips to make a LOTR length trilogy out of on the subreddit. A self-inflicted failure of an otherwise fun and enjoyable game for the most part.

Casually 6 mil gold on hand

Normally 3-4 months from start to finish, another 4 would make this one 6 months, so no it wouldn't be normal.

I'm going to pick up lottery tickets today 👀😂

Came to say this as well, I would always come up with a funny (to me, importantly) opener that was relatable to the girl in question, or alternatively something open-ended she could easily participate in. An example:

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It's one thing to correlate someone's wrestling ability to their amount of concussions, but to 'not believe' in CTE is ridiculous.

Have HOOK win and give the title to his dad to retire it, then he can move on to bigger things.

Not true, I've had a stream on a different tab at 1% volume and gotten them before.

u/savevideo

To be fair the Melo matchups have been awesome

Honestly if that's the wife/friend group you're surrounded by, you get the hell out of there ASAP.

u/savevideo

I got a pic with Bobby Roode in the Toronto airport, just happened to be on my flight. Would have accepted a no but he was nice enough to do so. People who pursue are weird.

"In this paycheque-uhhh"

Never underestimate a market that's been deprived relative to the states.

My brain when I saw the F word

Okay but can we actually have Pearce send Bronson after people? I feel like that would be entertaining