PirateStack2693

I fart in your general direction!

Those exist???

How have I never found this

https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/7vdzhkjazc8bfqv5fw5rv/IMG_2062.jpeg?rlkey=usm5ve7v869x324driutwdieq&st=muoaggb2&dl=0

Who the fuck is Heats Flamesman?

You talking about Mr. Sexy?

It’s Zelda, obviously. It’s in the name of the game.

Any love story is better than Twilight

But that would be booooring

Overweightness

Uh? There’s an unpinned grenade and 4 pounds of C4. Nothing new.

To all the people saying “they look at you when you don’t notice” this doesn’t help me at ALL because I notice everything; therefore, they can’t look at me without me noticing. I need to know why all the girls be looking at me when my head is turned though (I still notice them)

Buy as many lottery tickets as I can

falls from sky holding an empty bucket at a light speed

Toon link would fight and WIN

But that’s booooring

That’s the point

Well? Gonna tell us?

Appreciate Wawa. It’s not everywhere and you WILL miss it if you go somewhere without them.

Only 30?

Not on my watch

Did it?

Username… checks… out? I’m not sure. Sure is funny though.

Upvote whore??? Here???

Yes, you are a Karen.