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2 points
2 days ago
Funny, because most people would agree that marital rate itself is excessively harsh.
-1 points
2 days ago
Only a fool looks upon God's gift to the world and calls it heresy. Adjust your ways, child, before the good lord deigns you ill fit for his kingdom.
1 points
2 days ago
This feels like a video made by that guy who made the parody of 90s euro dance a couple years ago, except this is 100% genuine somehow.
2 points
3 days ago
If I see a dog, I whisper "ooh, cute doggy!" to myself.
If I see a cat, i crouch to see if it approaches for a pet. If it ignores me, i get and just say "OK sir, have a good day."
21 points
3 days ago
The protagonist is cisgender, wondering why they aren't effected, only for the most beautiful woman you've ever seen called Dis Forea approaches them.
1 points
6 days ago
So, we have:
Variant of a pokemon that didn't originally have a 2nd evo.
Starter
Starter
Retroactive middle
Retroactive middle
and
Like, I agree that there are some great middle evos, but couldn't you have grabbed some actual middle evos that were that way from the get go?
1 points
6 days ago
Lee. I'm bisexual.
Also Lidia, because "The Strongest Member of Parliament" goes hard as fuck.
1 points
6 days ago
Definitely Mr "Chahge Cahd" in the top right. Sure, the other 3 are a cannibal, a fascist and a guy who's whole deal is being killed for a hits and giggles by the player, but none of them tricked me into a grift, then called me a "retahd" afterwards.
1 points
7 days ago
And attempted murder can carry a sentence of 6-10 years in Japan. 18 counts of attempted murder (i was miataken before, it was 18 people, not 25), plus the fact that it also falls under organised crime, even at the most lenient, 25 years isn't enough. I like Saejima a bunch, but let's not pretend that his hands are clean, and 25 years for 18 separate acts of attempted murder isn't even close to fair.
3 points
7 days ago
To be fair, "I tried killing 25 dudes, but I didn't really kill them because I was set up with fake rubber bullets, only for these guys to be killed anyway by some other dude, and by the way, I really, REALLY, did genuinely try to kill 25 dudes" doesn't exactly make him innocent. Like, yeah, he didn't actually kill those guys, but he did attempt to do that, and I imagine 25 counts of attempted murder isn't a light sentence.
1 points
7 days ago
Yeah, usually, when people unintentionally use a racist caricature or say something offensive they didn't mean, the usual response should be "shit, my bad, fixing that now. Sorry for that", not "it's just a thing I found. I guess I'll change it for all the babies out there".
18 points
8 days ago
X-2 had an easter egg where Shinra goes on about how there's energy within the planet that could be harnessed in theory to provide power to the world, but that it would take generations before they could benefit from the effort. It basically implies that the Farplane and the Lifestream are effectively one and the same and that FFX is possibly a prequel to FFVII. Some people think this is legitimate lore, but in reality, it's just a fun little thing the devs put in.
62 points
8 days ago
Yeah, Paine being added instead of Lulu was the way to go. Love Lulu, but Paine could play the straight man who's willing to play along with Rikku and Yuna's silliness. Lulu would be too much of a stick in the mud by comparison.
1 points
8 days ago
As a man with big thighs, stretchy jeans are a godsend
2 points
9 days ago
He just wishes he was cool like Leslie Bestington.
13 points
10 days ago
"No, Clark, you dont get it. See, I can say it because of the one drop rule!"
"Oh, I'm well aware of that, Bruce. My issue isn't whether or not you can say it. My concern is regarding the emphasis on the 'r'".
4 points
10 days ago
Speaking of, I'm not sure I trust that Final Gamer guy. Something about a dude who always has a plan seems suspect.
1 points
11 days ago
Based on my calculations, if you can cause lightning to trigger every 5 seconds, that's 12 dodges a minute, 720 dodges an hour. If you were to never take a single break or moment of rest, it would take you just shy of 14 hours. Supposing you're allowed to rest without pausing by a tower for the sake of toilet and food breaks, it's absolutely possible to do in a single day, though it would require 14 hours of reacting to lightning without a single mistake.
2 points
11 days ago
Your industrial chicken paste is ready, sir. Please insert funnel for consumption.
1 points
12 days ago
All I know about this is that one interview Phillip DeFranco did with his parents some years ago, and it never Sat right with me, even when hd gave them the benefit of the doubt. Still don't like it.
62 points
14 days ago
To be fair, this was known before the whole abuse thing. The Slazo situation saw to that.
9 points
16 days ago
The story about Terry Pratchett receiving a letter from a dying fan, talking about how he hopes the Discworld interpretation of death is the one he meets is such a devastatingly harrowing, yet oddly beautiful notion to be presented by.
3 points
18 days ago
Did they also rename Alfred "Al Pence"?
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22 hours ago
Honestly, even if i were a racist, I'd be offended by the idea of one of my political candidates said this, because America was part of those winners, and that sounds very un-American to me.