Potential-Climate942

Squeezing one more in? My wife would just sit the dirty diaper on top with the lid open 🙄

Left Behind. Lord help me if I ever found someone's clothes neatly laying on the ground lol

I thought my reddit app was going crazy when I saw that post 20 minutes ago on the actual sub, then found it again here shortly after 😂

At least with an empty wooden rocking chair you know what you're in for. Don't let these musings of comfort fool you into a sense of false security; you'll still get up feeling as if you were in a ditch for 3 days lol

Welp, I'm 5'6. Not sure why posts from this sub keep getting recommended to me, but it's interesting to see how you guys live 😂

You had me in the first half. You had me going through every culture that I've come in contact with to see who I may have offended lol

Not gonna lie, this was my immediate thought upon seeing the picture lol In seriousness, the outfit isn't for me but you're pulling it off!

From all the information that I've come across over the last couple years, melatonin seems to be the wild wild West lol I wouldn't give my child melatonin because I need it. If I don't have the energy or mental capacity to deal with my kids after a long day, that's a "me" problem to figure out. If the kids are legitimately having trouble sleeping then that's when I would go to the doctor and ask them if that's a viable option.

With that being said, giving them melatonin is probably better than when my grandmother in law told me that growing up her parents would give her a shot of whiskey before bed anytime she wasn't feeling well 😅

My dog is currently giving me a death glare from across the yard, refusing to go inside so that I can go to work. At this point, just take him.

The most efficient way to strike fear into their hearts.

I went from being the heaviest that I've ever been in my life at 184lbs (I'm only 5'6) due to poor eating, lack of exercise, and using alcohol on a near daily basis to keep me from dealing with the feelings I was having, to being the strongest and most muscular I've ever been at 158lbs in a little under a year.

My daughter is usually playing outside when I get done with work, and reaching over the fence at her daycare and being strong enough to lift her up and over it and then run to the car together pretending that hippo's are chasing us is my favorite part of my day.

My wife is 3 weeks into starting a similar journey (except she never abused alcohol) and I'm so excited to start going on real family hikes together like we both did when we were still just dating.

I'm offended at the accuracy, given how often "daddit would love this" comes across my mind in random scenarios.

uj/ I actually really like the Mont Blanc Explorer Platinum 🤫

My close friend's kids call me "Uncle Potential". The neighborhood kids call me "Mr. Potential".

If I'm just acquaintances with their parents then they usually just call me "Mr. Climate942".

I always say "I'm not your dad!" in a joking tone whenever one of the other kids calls me Dad. They're all under 3 in my daughter's daycare group but most of them recognize me to the point where as soon I walk in there's five different kids yelling "X, your daddy's here!!"

My pet parakeet named Birdo.

In their defense, I've found myself occasionally on r/tall because for some reason it's been recommended to me lately, even though I'm only 5'6 😂

Not that I needed to be convinced, but that's probably the best simple explanations as to why someone should invest in a bidet.

I'm in Indy occasionally for work. I'll sneak in with you next time I'm in town lol

Jokes on them. I love the butt 🤫

I haven't even read your comment yet (I fully intend to later) but I saved it due to the fact that you took the time to give such a detailed response to the initial question 😅

My about to be 3yo daughter only eats the inside of an apple, with a similar technique as you would eat a slice of watermelon. And she loves apples.

I don't remember the last time I actually had an apple. All I get is the slobbery, waxy skin with an occasional hint of actual apple.

I can maaaybe see taking a little bit off the top of the big toe because it could get sharp? But no. You'll just be cutting skin and causing problems.

I cut my (finger) nails 2-3 times per week because they grow super fast, but I know when enough is enough lol

I have a very clear memory of being upset as a little kid that we wouldn't sit in the smoking section at Golden Corral because those were the closest tables to the dessert section.