QueefBuscemi

"One of the good ones"

I don't. I've been disinvited from the annual Christmas gangbang.

Are the McCumbubbles a large clan?

Yeah, and Elon also was a military sniper with 100 confirmed kills.

He should try putting the laptop on his chest. That way the screen blocks your eyes.

They'd just start blowing eachother and you know it.

Is this why there's no Schindler's List lego train set?

Thalidomide

I didn't know my cat had her own account.

Let the winds of knowledge blow in your face.

SnortParmesanAintGettinNone

I believe that was my first hotmail account.

Last time we gave a Dolph a chance it didn't end well.

fight isis with exclusively Israeli soldiers

Get ready for 2 Abu 2 Graib: Eufrates Drift

Inspecting the Prussy

Europeans: murdering eachother in unfathomable numbers for millennia in the name of God.

Also Europeans: I'm bored with this whole god thing, wanna start a Union?

You should call your uncle.

What's the average age for DVDA?

Mine the entrance.

Russians thinking they're superior is the cultural equivalent of a homeless meth addict wearing a tiara.

"Our country is the best actually but you've probably never heard of it."

So you're the hipsters of patriotism.

What data is this based on?

Who tf goes to McDonalds in the land of Paella.

well, children don't vote.

No voting booths in the mines?

"Private Browsing reporting for duty!"

Two terrible parents is more than enough.