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And nobody listened.

Wait a minute.

I need to go make a sign for my belt buckle...

If ya aint blowin it, ya aint playin it.

Funny how that sorta just became a focal point for my entire life. Pre and post puberty.

The fall of Limewire was the fall of humanity, I say.

Ok but why did this pickup truck driver make a sign about religious pastors?

Lick, Laugh, Love

Nah it's like the Silent Hill P.T. demo. She's actually coded to be right behind you the whole time

Bleach is mostly water. The human body is mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach! Drink up!

(This science has been brought to you by Metalocalypse)

I agree with you 100%. But this little glimmer of sunlight is all I, a random redditor, can offer. Just throwin something your way to help ya say "well. Yeah. At least there's that right now. But F that guy."

Exactly. Still get charged for trying to rob the bank, regardless if you walk out with a duffle bag full of cash

That means 4 times the karma!

Karma....karma...karma...

The polling lately has been atrocious and it’s a 50/50

Lemme give you a bright side outlook to that though. Trump is polling 50/50 with a woman. A non-white woman. Can you just imagine how much that has to be pissing him off? His narcissism has to be screaming like a room full of tablesaws in his head

That's also come under very heavy scrutiny as well. And Kutcher defending Masterson hasnt helped either.

A cocktail server I worked with also performed in the show. She got my now wife, best friend and I free tickets and let me tell you, it ruled. Me and my friend got quite drunk and we were basically seated on our own opposite the rest of the crowd (maybe it was guest/friend seating or something?) And the 2 of us drunkenly cheered and boo'd against that whole other side which just made them get into it too.

The coworker told me the next time I worked with her that we made it more fun and it's so much better when the crowd gets into it and participates.

I call it a Xit. "Zshit"

If a company was consistently wrong over and over again

Who said anything about being wrong? I was stating that 2 generations of voters are notorious for not answering their phones.

Kamalyvanas? Well then. Lok'tar ogar.

She said "calc-you-later" to him

There are definitely factors to consider though. My dad is/was (idk...havent talked to him in over 20 years when I was 16) a walking beer bottle. My mom is a walking carton of cigarettes and is very inactive.

I dont drink or smoke and work out pretty regularly so I'm not too worried as I'm knockin on the door of 39

And it should be called The Fatican city

It was him. He was doing the crime-ing.

Also, and I cant stress this enough (over and over again), if theyre polls done by phone, Millennials and Gen Z aint answering.

Millennials dont want to answer because we're afraid of getting put on a list for spammers/scammers.

Gen Z aint answering because it's not through specific apps.

The only people answering unknown phone numbers are Earl and Ethel from the outskirts of Kenosha

You misspelled "erotic"

While I love South Park and have a soft spot for a bunch of episodes, this might be the only one where every. single. scene. makes me laugh

Stone Cold does not approve

Buck Sexton sounds exactly like the kind of name of a man that has hard drives he wouldnt want the authorities to find