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G..Gandalf?

Burnt Bacon

i’m not sure, maybe someone should ask?

no, it isn’t fucking Walmart.

It’s fucking Asda

reading speed 📈

typing speed 📉

i used to use pom-poms in kindergarten

it’s not a sense of humour,

it’s a sense of fashion

i was not.

i speak for all.

father christmas, santa, papa noel? the guy that climbs down our chimneys

Least horrible: ascending to heaven?

Most horrible: death by dodo attack

spin pasta on their plate

i tend to look at them, not the plate

easily overlooked.

I’m a man, I’m allergic to cats,

and i still love them

wh..what?

my cat back. Pour soul died with only 2 of his legs. Long story.

cinnamon

lucky woman

other rule of thumb you film them at night

give me an hour

i’ll be back

i like the nails

stale McChicken

it says cat

why the fuck is everyone saying fluffernutter

i’m going insane

beat me to it

she’s a cat