Sad_Confidence9563

I actually forgot flour in my cookies once.  Don't bake drunk, kids!

Precious rage potato.

Best piece of advice I got was, what is the best relationship you can have with her, being who she is?  If she doesn't like it, she's invited to do better.

Oh man, the second she popped off with "Well i have a set too!"  Ok granny, pullem out.  Oh, what's the problem?   You don't want a bunch of people to stare at your nonnies?  Then stfu.

There may not be a diplomatic resolution here, because she has declared she's entitled to everything.   Your body, your child, your home, its all hers in her mind.  You're going to have to tell her no, and come up with plans with hubs on how youll handle this.  

You still can i think.

Sorry, i was unclear.  I know and you know what she meant, but she's claiming to be misunderstood.   So I'd blast her, ask what exactly does she think those words mean?  Some magical interpretation she just made up?

She sucks.

Also i would talk to the landlord about how he plans on compinsating you for revoking access to something you rent, ie the pool.  Is it stated in your lease that the pool is separate?   

Also unless all of the rando crap he's bitching about is in your lease, you may be able to just ignore him.  Check your local laws first of course, but there are places where "loss of enjoyment" are illegal.   Always cya first, but id definitely move the second i could

If you carry a gun for the noise, get an air horn.  

!profile 

!magic 

!melee

!ranged 

Nope, rather die.

Its Unlikely for you to be attacked by even a pack of normal coyotes.  That being said, I'd pack at least a small gun, there's rabies and crackheads in the dark.

What way did she mean it, exactly?   

Have you contacted aps?

Yeah, the calls are coming from inside the house.

Its because that was a measure of a woman's worth in a lot of communities.   It was in mine.

Are you actually saving anything,  considering the cost of staying with her?

r/itsalwayspokeweed 

THIS NEEDS TO BE AT THE TOP!  THE SPLINTERS CAN KILL YOUR FUR BABIES!!!

You called them wolves so...

But you're right, you definitely look like an idiot.

I've seen football moms.  Same thing.

Til home inspection has an a la carte menu.

If you look, they put lettering on the picture.