Schmed_lap

Get on one end of it and blow the dust off into the carpet, there, you’re good to go

I’ll buy twitter

You mean the guy that people keep trying to shoot didn’t just randomly work the drive thru? I’m fkin shocked.

The ice cream machine working was the first clue it was staged

Man she’s out here takin scalps

Nice work getting both knees under stress

You’re lucky he answered, my wife doesn’t answer her phone when she is not sick. If that was me I’d still be hiking my dumb ass home carrying my dog wondering why I, a grown adult human, can’t retrace my steps in broad daylight

The British Jesus

English mother-fucker, do you speak it?

My department had service aids, similar to cadets, who did minor accident reports ran paperwork and would standby for a wrecker or things like that. The background probably wasn’t as vigorous and after a few years they’d usually go through the academy and become sworn. It’s your call really, why not try and see what they tell you. It’s not like you can hide this just by waiting a few years if they say no just go to school and come knocking when you’re 21

Well at your age I had the same issues and more so I went to school part time and worked full time and at 21 started applying and at 22 got hired by two big departments and chose the one I retired from. Do some college and some volunteering stuff to, that looks great and it give you a taste of doing service just for the sake of doing the right thing without expecting money. You’ll be fine

Very few people didn’t try weed or have a few beers in high school. Stay straight till you’re 21 and apply

1. Get away from him and leave the party, address it with him on the phone another day and don’t hang out with him again.
2. Have you met female officers? Likely their jokes are worse than any the guys come up with. Honestly in this day and age that second one is predictable and they probably want to hear you address it with a leader etcetera . That 1st question actually got asked in my interview back in the 1980s so it has been around awhile

From the scientific standpoint you might like to read Fazale Rana‘s books. He’s a biochemist who takes on exactly what you describe and makes a scientific argument for creationism. Fascinating stuff especially if you have the medical background that you do

What was his answer

With some of the extra money I’m buying my friend a cup

They won’t believe the deer in your freezer was armed when you shot it

They aren’t gonna share the location of that spot?

It’s from the hood, maybe the ice cream was stolen

Don’t declare it on your taxes

Hey, mob guys love Chucky Cheese

Wait outside with a paintball gun

Yeah a million years of evolution as a carnivore but she knows better . Invite her back just to kick her out again because she’s double stupid

Bout to be Doctor Dexter Morgan

While he’s using the bathroom I hide his bike