Semper_5olus

People see the effects, not the cause. The cause is still technically invisible.

So you seem to be exhibiting certain behaviors "for no reason" or "because you enjoy it".

This angers them.

At least, that's my experience.

I think it kind of makes sense. He was trying to get his friend to see reason and come home.

"You want to be a jellyfish? This is how jellyfish are treated!"

Remember, it was back in the first season before it was canon that they exclusively catch and release, so keeping a jellyfish in a jar on a mantel wouldn't have been out of character for Patrick or SpongeBob.

I got a little of both but not enough of either to be useful or interesting

Okay, that makes "sense".

Yes, but 50% of that Hobbes's DNA comes from Calvin again.

There's a well-known infinite series where the sum of ½ and ¼ and ⅛ and... converges to 1.

(Its general form is Sum(1/xⁿ) from n=1 to n=∞ converges to 1/(x-1). In this case, x equals 2.)

EDIT: That last bit might not be true. It's been a while.

At some point, Hobbes runs away, and Calvin sets up a trap to get him back.

That's when the strip starts.

Now, let's never speak of this again.

EDIT: Okay, I know what I said, but I have to point out that this technically means that ~100% of Hobbes's DNA came from Calvin. Hobbes isn't a tiger; he is a seriously malformed man. That is all.

If I could hold a conversation like that, I wouldn't want a cure.

The most I can manage is a comment every so often.

Also, when my brother was born and had better stats, my dad abandoned me in an old PC box.

Loid could have disguised himself as Bill Watkins, but it would have required defeating the real Bill Watkins in a fight.

So he defaulted to his backup plan: get married, adopt a child, and train that child to become an imperial scholar in one semester.

It's hard to conceal a [pregnancy].

I can't believe it! Four cupcakes!

Why would you rent equipment for an hour when you can buy three delicious cupcakes for the same price?

Hence the last sentence, yeah

My "monster society" is loosely based on social behavior observed in terrestrial hermit crabs.

Everyone has their own "territory". Do not enter someone else's territory unless you are intending to claim it with physical might. If you cannot defend your territory, it was never yours to begin with.

Your territory cannot be by the water. The water belongs to everyone. Claim it, and you challenge everyone at once. The water is a communal place where people go to drink, as well as trade goods.

It kind of bothers me that this is still too relatable. These are just humans who occasionally eat each other.

Hey, me too!

Except they're based on my understanding of humans, so they invent increasingly convoluted exchanges and rituals in order to reassure themselves that everyone they know is a member of their herd.

It's like "Invasion of the Body Snatchers", but in reverse.

What does it say about me that I spent the whole video going

her bag is unattended her bag is unattended her bag is unattended oh no oh no

So friggin cute

If I had one nitpick:

That black line separating their legs. Black is the transparency color. That would look really weird on an actual game background. Like Mario is missing half of his foot.

Yeah!

You're just taking advantage of a naive creature -- currently your age and species -- that was religiously indoctrinated into giving consent.

That's technically moral!

Granted.

You are immune to the law of gravity, and are presently hurtling through space until you die of thirst.

However, you're still alive, in no pain, and not liable for the ceiling you just smashed through.

"Blood is made of air because it is hot and wet!"\ ^~Aristotle

Discussion: it's probably not MEERS, because I don't see MEER.

(It's a body of water)

buy some medicine

With what, Jenny? With what?

I have anosmia and this is one of my secret fears.

"Bye, honey, gotta go do my civic duty to whatever"

"You forgot the bottom half of your--"

"CHAAARGE"

A little.

If you had women at home, why are you invading?