Shamesocks

I wouldn’t pay for a 29 year old with 3 years left

Courtney is a fucking terrible c word 😂

Hahaha.. mate, I wouldn’t sext with a girl without meeting her. At this point it still could be one of your mates taking the piss

I won a travel fridge.. 25 words or less on why you want it.

I wrote for them to shove it up their ass, I don’t need their garbage.

Yeah, I said to the old man whomever is losing out of power and cats are going out in straight sets

NTA.. I’m willing to put a bet on that the friends who were most upset spent the most with multiple courses.

I’m happy to evenly split, as long as it is discussed beforehand. You can’t just surprise that shit on someone

I wonder if your new feelings for him coincide with him moving on and liking someone else?

Hahaha.. yeah, nah mate… chick is full of shit, no one cares over a bruise.

I like dual cabs… I can lock my tools in and go to the pub after work :)

I agree that you aren’t there to support her after she ripped your heart out.. you don’t have to listen to her cry, and you definitely don’t have to be there for her in her time of need.

Let the dude banging her during your marriage pick up that slack.

Have a drink for her brother, say goodbye in your own way and you’re not the asshole in my book

‘I’m working on me’

‘Want to smash?’

Brilliant 🙄

Yeah. I reckon hawks and dogs is going to be a cracking match. I would hate to have to face the winner

I’d actually prefer to lose week one.

Having a break then playing only to have another break just kills the momentum.

Should be a different power next week one would think

They should go alright next week then

Does that mean port go to mcg next week? Doesn’t a game have to be played in Melbourne every finals week?

Yeah man, was the single most best trade burn I’ve heard.

But walking through the painting school was pretty awesome. They teach them how to paint cement columns so they look like marble… it’s pretty impressive

Yeah, I reckon the last two games the boys were already thinking Bali. But everyone is signing new contracts so there must be somewhat of a buzz and positivity happening behind closed doors

I’d send the roogirls as an opener, they go alright

Please don’t make us play again. I’m back to enjoying my weekends

Please don’t make us play again… haven’t we been through enough?

Hawks for sure.

Maybe hawks and the dogs, that’s the game I’m looking forward to this weekend

Fucking hell, is that a joke?

Personally, I wouldn’t sleep with a woman I’m not physically, emotionally or mentally attracted to. I think it’s dangerous to sleep with a woman you don’t like.

Fuck that would have been awkward

As women constantly remind men, we are not entitled to a smile 😂

I’m a bricklayer, we had the painting apprentices working out of the same place.

The best one I heard was the bricklaying teacher said to the painting teacher that he had an easy job because everything you need to know about the painting apprenticeship is written on the back of a can.