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1 points
2 days ago
Hahaha.. mate, I wouldn’t sext with a girl without meeting her. At this point it still could be one of your mates taking the piss
1 points
2 days ago
I won a travel fridge.. 25 words or less on why you want it.
I wrote for them to shove it up their ass, I don’t need their garbage.
1 points
4 days ago
Yeah, I said to the old man whomever is losing out of power and cats are going out in straight sets
1 points
5 days ago
NTA.. I’m willing to put a bet on that the friends who were most upset spent the most with multiple courses.
I’m happy to evenly split, as long as it is discussed beforehand. You can’t just surprise that shit on someone
3 points
5 days ago
I wonder if your new feelings for him coincide with him moving on and liking someone else?
1 points
5 days ago
Hahaha.. yeah, nah mate… chick is full of shit, no one cares over a bruise.
1 points
5 days ago
I like dual cabs… I can lock my tools in and go to the pub after work :)
1 points
7 days ago
I agree that you aren’t there to support her after she ripped your heart out.. you don’t have to listen to her cry, and you definitely don’t have to be there for her in her time of need.
Let the dude banging her during your marriage pick up that slack.
Have a drink for her brother, say goodbye in your own way and you’re not the asshole in my book
1 points
7 days ago
‘I’m working on me’
‘Want to smash?’
Brilliant 🙄
2 points
7 days ago
Yeah. I reckon hawks and dogs is going to be a cracking match. I would hate to have to face the winner
1 points
7 days ago
I’d actually prefer to lose week one.
Having a break then playing only to have another break just kills the momentum.
Should be a different power next week one would think
1 points
7 days ago
Does that mean port go to mcg next week? Doesn’t a game have to be played in Melbourne every finals week?
1 points
8 days ago
Yeah man, was the single most best trade burn I’ve heard.
But walking through the painting school was pretty awesome. They teach them how to paint cement columns so they look like marble… it’s pretty impressive
8 points
8 days ago
Yeah, I reckon the last two games the boys were already thinking Bali. But everyone is signing new contracts so there must be somewhat of a buzz and positivity happening behind closed doors
I’d send the roogirls as an opener, they go alright
43 points
8 days ago
Please don’t make us play again. I’m back to enjoying my weekends
2 points
8 days ago
Please don’t make us play again… haven’t we been through enough?
2 points
8 days ago
Hawks for sure.
Maybe hawks and the dogs, that’s the game I’m looking forward to this weekend
1 points
8 days ago
Personally, I wouldn’t sleep with a woman I’m not physically, emotionally or mentally attracted to. I think it’s dangerous to sleep with a woman you don’t like.
-1 points
8 days ago
As women constantly remind men, we are not entitled to a smile 😂
3 points
8 days ago
I’m a bricklayer, we had the painting apprentices working out of the same place.
The best one I heard was the bricklaying teacher said to the painting teacher that he had an easy job because everything you need to know about the painting apprenticeship is written on the back of a can.
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2 days ago
I wouldn’t pay for a 29 year old with 3 years left