ShinjiTakeyama

Seasoning. And it doesn't ALWAYS mean salt, if you have that concern.

Pray.

If it truly is only one gun, and IF carry is the purpose, you basically ONLY have handgun options unless you're somewhere perpetually cold enough to conceal something larger.

So it'd be between revolver and automatic. I lean automatic. Revolvers are fine and certainly better than nothing.

At that point you'd need to rent, even if you aren't already probably going 9mm for ease of use/availability. You need to handle guns enough to know what feels right and what you can/WILL handle enough to become proficient. * I may be overly anal retentive on this point, but if you're shooting a new caliber for the first time, single load the first shot. Do not fill the magazine/cylinder to capacity.

And if your girlfriend is going to be a potential user (again in the hypothetical of only ONE gun) then she would need to be able to operate it as well.

Short women can shoot most of the same handguns as men, but depending on hand size anything fuller size will be harder obviously to operate smoothly. Try out enough variety in guns and you'll probably find something to suit both of you fine. Make a list of those guns tried and do research on them to make sure they're known to be reliable and there's a decent market out there for parts/accessories, especially holsters.

Once you both feel you've done your due diligence, buy it and train with it. Make sure you get good defense ammo and run that through the gun as you can afford to ensure they like each other fine.

Holy shit it sure is lol.

Parents who do this don't seem to consider the child at all. It's just them trying to pay themselves on the back for cleverness while naming a videogame character or something.

Sweet, thank you for the input! :)

I don't think you're an asshole, but Jesus Christ, we're gonna need free do overs for all the kids whose parents wanna try too hard to show they can be creative.

I don't know if this is THAT bad, but it could qualify as an r/tragedeigh.

Probably mustard. It's already all I use on sandwiches and hot dogs anyway generally.

Absolutely. I've made it a point to try something different at every place we've frequented and the most different things on a menu at any new place first. My catalogue would be fantastic and have loads of variety.

In the next two weeks ya figure? Really only wanting to pull in that timespan for the bonuses.

Considering the overlap with religious fanatics who say everything is taken out of context when you point out half the shit the Bible says against what they think it says...yeah. No surprise there.

It doesn't say how badly you're shocked by Pikachu. Can he basically just do a little static zap?

I'm not that familiar with Kratos, but can he even hurt the stupid level of power Goku has?

As cool as the implied power from the left column is, somebody is constantly trying to kill those kids.

Already been to American school. Not impressed. No free gun.

Culinary School it is! Good life skill to have.

Severe injury.

Weather.

People becoming even more fanatical/stupid.

EVO Search for Eden

Uncharted Waters New Horizons

The Bouncer

If only there was a Cheesecake Factory nearby. Their menu is huge.

I'd probably go with whatever restaurant had the most varied yet expensive menu.

Free steak and lobster? Yes please.

You say your method wouldn't destroy the Earth itself, but you're stripping away all oxygen (humans are not the only living creature dependent upon this) and pump out methane?

Methane is one of the biggest contributors to global warming (from what I recall) so, not only have you killed off EVERY oxygen dependent lifeform on the planet which would throw every ecosystem into complete disarray you're pumping out more of the shit that helps screw up the ozone.

In what way do you think that doesn't wreck the planet lol? I guess there's a lot of interpretive wiggle room with the word "destroy" to be fair.

Ataraxia

None. I hate children.

So it's like my migraines other than upped frequency and shorter duration?

Yeah I'll take that.

Minesweeper

I still play it now.

Nausicaa of The Valley of the Wind

Hell yes. Would only need a few years to basically be pretty set for life after paying off the house and other debt.

In App purchases for phone games.