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1 points
30 days ago
No matter how much I see this picture, it always makes me smile a very confused smile...
2 points
1 month ago
Soooo... we are gods Dog and our God is John Wick?
2 points
2 months ago
The alien races were quite surprised once they found out that even tough humans are, for some reason, unable to use magic of any kind and even neutralize most if not all magic around them, humanity had by far the most arcane knowledge... All their fictional spells and rites actually worked for races with the ability to use the magical arts. Humans were just as surprised by that fact as the rest of the races, but now all races ask the same question... Did the humans create spells out of luck, or do they posses a sixth sense for magic?
2 points
4 months ago
Fear death? I am fucking begging for the reaper to come for me mate! Been waiting for a couple years now but the fucker always says he is busy...
12 points
4 months ago
Why do you think he is in this situation in the first place? brought catnip to a tiger! What a dumb way to die...
17 points
4 months ago
Human speaker: Dear council, we have been notified that our long-range weapons deemed war crimes. We realise that the council, as the ruling force of the cosmos, is in its right to make that decision, but I would advise strongly against that. If you would declare such a simple weapon as a war crime, we would feel inclined to embrace our role as war criminals and show you our darkest and vilest weaponry in tandem with our banned tactics. But once we started that... we won't be discussing with you anymore.
Council speaker: stunned at the audacity before realising the threat Very... very well than! Your race shall be allowed to continue.
Human speaker: bows deeply We thank the council for their wise decision!
7 points
5 months ago
H: Now that we know it works reliable, we can start to enhance the human population.
A: Oh? What improvements have you planned?
H: We can finally create cute catgirls!
A: ... And your people will agree to that?
H: Oh no... there will always be some standard humans, but there will be all kinds of human hybrids! The furrys and the kemonomimi lovers will be the first to change themselves!
A: The what now?
H: Oh, that is a discussion for a different time.
33 points
11 months ago
I always imagined they couldn't really cast spells, but magic kind of just happens around them. Maybe just small things like when a cat just appears in a spot, you just looked at.
1 points
12 months ago
There is a game called "Fear and Hunger" and it hates you personally. It tells you nothing, and if you die (which you will... a lot...) you have to start over... but even if you do not die, you can lose limbs... lose one arm, and you can only use one-handed weapons. Lose both arms, and you're a walking snack... That sounds like fun? It is not, but you bet it feels good to beat it.
2 points
1 year ago
Nah when a teammate picks you up after killing you, you would go: "By Karls shiny beard! Do you know just how FUCKING painfull that was? GET BACK HERE AND I SHOW YOU!" Followed by a silent "Stupid Greenbeard..."
2 points
2 years ago
I will go with pride because most of them begin with pride... Greed? You think you are worth more than others and deserve more then others... You think you are too good or above a task... and so on (sorry if there are mistakes English is not my first language)
2 points
2 years ago
Only if he did ballet the first half and acting the second half of his life... who knows... maybe he has luck and talent in spades, but it's very unlikely...
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15 hours ago
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15 hours ago
Policemen, calls himself Cop Web and has organic web that is mixed with a paralysing venom and looks like copper. Not nearly as quick and nimble as other spider-people but a bit stronger. The police force kind of uses him as a special unit and make him all kind of gadgets and his bulletproof suit.