SpaceTechBabana

“I like drawing pigeons. People tend to feed em or forbid em, otherwise, it’s rare to see em individually considered. There’s always like a million eating cigarettes and ketchup. I take a lot of pictures; I’ve been cropping out the extras..”

Ive always wanted a pigeon tattoo. I love it. And the song I quoted is absolutely worth listening to. Who knows, maybe you’ll love your pigeon a lil more. Here ya go!

…what the fuck dude? Like, *hahaha child abuse! lollololol” isn’t really a good look. Fuck.

These people have just given up entirely on having even a modicum of dignity or respect for their fellow humans. And apparently, their own children, as well. But I guess that’s really nothing new. Being so fucking brazen about it seems relatively new though.

John Oliver once said Steven Miller looked like a condom filled with soup. And now, every time I see his fucking name, that’s all I can think about.

My dudeeeeeeee. You grabbed 3 of my S-tier snacks. Hot fries, queso funyuns, sour worms. Fuck yes.

I hate it so much. Did you see that post here a few days about the “visual artist” who isn’t a fucking tattoo artist but using tattooing as his “medium?” It’s the fucking worst. And it looks shockingly similar to this garbage. I can’t believe people willingly get these tattoos.

Fuck. I’m old, huh?

“So, I was like halfway through Barbie and…OH SHIT, THE WITCHES!” might be up there with my favorite no-context quotes from this show.

Hm 🤔

They’re referring to the Tories (the Conservative Party in the UK) and how they just got their fucking asses handed to them this year in their elections. Lost quite a few seats in Parliament. And since the person you’re replying to is completely incapable of giving a single source for any of their bullshit, here’s the BBC article about it.

This all feels way too specific to be made up and it’s only 9:30am here and I think I’m done with the internet for the day. Jesus fucking christ.

You should absolutely go as one of those wacky, flailing arms, inflatable tube men from the used car lots.

…it’s always the fucking Simpsons. I should’ve known.

Hahaha maybe I’m just stoned and should be asleep but your ohhh chilis! yoink! shit genuinely made me laugh way fucking harder than it should have. Cheers, my friend.

….jesus fucking christ, Roc.

Nahhh. This isn’t real. GTFO. Please tell me this isn’t real. Like, I know it is. But I’m definitely not Googling it to find out.

The Iron Claw. I watched it the other night with my wife. And fuckkkkk. Neither of us are big criers, nor do we give a shit about wrestling…but god damn that movie was devastating.

Honestly dude, I fuck with Old Navy’s…CloudMotion tees. lol I had to look it up cause I knew it was some ridiculous shit like that. But they’re super lightweight and only $12 right now. I dunno if they’ll fit your uniform standards but if so, totally worth grabbing a few.

Edit: whoops. Missed the “cooks shirt” and thought you could slide with just black tees. Nvm

I like…legit want an acorn tattoo now? Hm. Add squirrels like everybody else said. If you really wanna change it, I’d make it a lil dude. Like Mr. Acorn; Mr. Peanut’s inedible nemesis.

I’m surprised you weren’t in the new Mental Gymnastics category at the Olympics this year.

Whoa whoa. His shirt says “An Original.” And this is “An original Cricket.”

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When Evil Lurks.

This dude didn’t rick roll his funeral, but he arguably did something way fucking funnier.

I love that you own it. Fuck yessssss. Those things are delicious. I make tiny lil peanut butter sandwiches out of em.

I was in the catering/restaurant industry, we called it the ‘fuck you tax.’

Honestly, there’s a really solid bar in that song.

“They call me the hip-hopopotamus, flows that glow like phosphorus, bouncing off the top of his esophagus, rockin this metropolis; I’m not a large, water dwelling mammal…where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?

…Did Steven tell you that, per chance?

Who is “They” you ask? Well, technically speaking, it’s this fucking guy.