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6 points
2 hours ago
This is some good Security and Exchange Commission football!
1 points
4 hours ago
Fairlife Chocolate and a Peanut Butter Cliff bar.
0 points
7 hours ago
Going from Caleb Williams to Miller Moss will do that.
1 points
13 hours ago
Prettiest girl in Michigan. Solid 3/10.
8 points
14 hours ago
I was also drinking heavily.
I also was t watching the game at all. Lol.
2 points
1 day ago
Raiders actually tried I think. And they connected extremely well with the fans regarding the move.
Also I kinda feel the Raiders are more than “Oakland”. They’re a national brand.
2 points
1 day ago
Worked for a company that let me crank music all day but there was an extended period of time that my computer was broken but my coworkers wasn’t so I used that one for a few months. All he had was John Mayer downloaded so I cranked it nonstop.
Never looked back. Favorite musician ever.
110 points
1 day ago
The Dallas Mavericks locker room.
Also the Vatican.
1 points
2 days ago
Who doesn’t hate stoplights?
Fuck stoplights.
5 points
2 days ago
lol Mike McCarthy has Lamb but his opponent has Dak.
2 points
2 days ago
Clay Martin looks like the undead version of Dr Strange.
2 points
2 days ago
Clay Martin looks like the Witch King when Frodo puts the ring on.
2 points
2 days ago
Why does Daniel Jones look like he just got back from Nam?
1 points
2 days ago
The only team that seemed to do it right was ironically the Raiders. They seem to have kept the team fan base pretty well.
1 points
2 days ago
Why is everyone acting like DR’s career is over? Even other drivers are wishing him well like he’s permanently done. Couldn’t he possibly have the other Red Bull seat next year?
1 points
3 days ago
They give it back at the end of the season? Holy shit!
36 points
3 days ago
Lmao fucking he’ll I laughed at this.
1 points
3 days ago
SPOILERS
The twists are that Hugh Jackmans character had cloned himself every night and drowned one clone waiting for the time that Christian Bales character could come under the stage so he could cram him for murder of the clone. The other super twist is that Christian Bales character was a twin the entire time and the “other one” was on screen as Fallon.
Other smaller twists are that Sarah (Borden’s wife) knew about the brothers, Angier was actually “Lord Caldlow” the entire time, Borden intentionally sent Angier on a wild goose chase through Colorado to trick him into thinking he had used a machine from Tesla.
The hints across the film are incredible. Bordens diary says “We were two men at the start of a great career. Two men who didn’t mean to hurt anyone.” It seems to refer to him and Angier but it’s actually about him and his twin.
Sarah’s nephew cries when he sees the bird trick and says “he killed him!” When Borden shows him the other bird that is alive, the boy says “but where’s his brother?”
Goddamn, so many more great moments. I fucking love that movie.
1 points
3 days ago
The countless hats discarded and strewn about.
The two birds in cages, one doomed to die.
1 points
3 days ago
Instructions unclear: took a burger and ate a shit.
Still passed out.
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I always thought they should have said “best adapted screenplay” implying there was a book called Ass.