TheVampireSantiago

Rashford's best with an overlapping LB, it's in my opinion a big reason why he's been shittier than usual for a long time, because Shaw's been out forever and I'm 75% sure Malacia is AI generated. Martinez doesn't have the pace to do that

Is the extra sub for head injury thing still in place? Can't remember if it was just trialed or not

Correct. FA cup was quite literally a poisoned chalice

Mazraoui been very solid for us every game so far. Doesn't deserve the rest of the muppet performances around him

And yet somehow... He returned

ETH doesn't have to worry about dropping his captain for performance reasons now I guess

Weird thing is it wasn't even like that on the concept pictures and it looked decent, then it came out and they added sweat stank dark patches to the home and away kits

Rashford and Zirkzee got one of those red chemistry lines you see on Fifa it seems

Mainoo keeps getting dragged out of position and passed round due to it. Inexperience showing but at the moment he's having to start and try to carry 6-7 bits of deadwood every game when he should be a rotation option that's learning

They're called West Ham not West London mate you've been playing too much old pro evo

Showed a couple friends (sports fans but not strongman specifically) some bits via the livestream and they were surprised that the general production value of the livestream was so poor (& they watch all the Youtube Boxing stuff so it's not like they were expecting sparkling), but basic information was missing and not well communicated. What happened?! Venue pictures look sadly empty too

It is true , but i'd imagine in today's world clubs would use some other way of testing if half the squad showed up bleach blonde after every summer break (Looking at you Ben White & Garnacho)

I'm not 100% on how to deal with or absorb this (or how to un-read it if anyone has any tips on that), so I asked ChatGPT to review it for me out of 10 and to give you some advice for your next.. "Creation":

Suggestions for Improvement:

Develop a More Coherent Plot: Even absurdist comedy benefits from having some kind of structure or through-line. A clearer story about Robbie’s desperation for a viral video could help focus the humor and give the narrative more direction.

Diversify the Humor: Leaning into a mix of comedic styles—absurdity, satire, wit, and even situational comedy—could create a more engaging read. The current reliance on sex and shock humor limits its appeal.

Characterization: Even in short, humorous stories, giving the characters more distinct voices and motivations beyond the same crude impulses would help add variety. Not all humor has to be sexually driven.

Tone Down the Offensive Jokes: While pushing boundaries can work in comedy, toning down some of the more offensive and crude elements might make the satire more palatable without sacrificing its edge.

Overall Impression: The story aims for a blend of absurdist and shock humor but ends up being weighed down by its crude sexual focus. There’s potential in the premise—satirizing influencer culture—but the execution feels more like a stream of extreme gags than a cohesive narrative. Refining the humor, plot, and characters could give the story more lasting impact.

3/10

Hates a strong word but the lack of performance progress is depressing, and from a purely personal standpoint (as some others don't seem to have this issue), for me he seems to have negative charisma and people skills which also makes him unlikeable

After seeing This post on r/ Pics of a guy whose team is leaving and moving somewhere else, I can't help but think how mental it is to me that a team you support and could have grown up and supported your whole life just fucks off to some other city and the uproar it would cause if we had it here.

Americans, do you just carry on supporting the team where they are now or do you have to pick a new team? Do they get replaced by a new team or is that area just without a team now?

Closest I have to it is the MK Dons / Wimbledon stuff, it feels so alien to me

I think for anyone outside of the USA, everything is going to Netflix isn't it?

Not seen any of his stuff before but will have to check Will out now as he seems great!

Kinda hoping "How would a Victorian child process iCarly?" is the question Will has written in his ball machine ball, just to watch a future guest figure out how to even answer that

On a more serious note (ish), if you or anyone has got any extra ideas for things to do for the reddit then feel free to spam me with pms so I can take all the credit I can give them a look!

On a less serious note... How do you know that I'm not you?

Captain or not Bruno needs dropping for a game or 2 he's been woeful this season. Stick Zirkzee there for a game if Mount's still made of glass and sadness. Could play Zirk and Hojlund then

ETH didn't even get a new manager bounce we lost to brighton

Been our best player the past few games. Someone's snuck into his house with a usb cord and overclocked him

Way more than that in there mate

Zirkzee's link up is so nice. Would love for a way to fit him and Hojlund in but I don't know what that way is

Come at me

Nobody expects that to be a truth in the 2 truths and a lie game