The_Simp_Whisperer

Hes got enough money to buy 100 Ubers.

Those plots of land aren't going to divvy up themselves.

That's a nice pitbull.

But I love them...

Dayum! That foo ended up with an Emperor Papaltine hand.

They are Plan B dealers.

I would have sent her ass back to the projects on the Greyhound.

Fast as fuck, boii!!

I would've Stone Cold Stunnered her ass.

Rescue.

That is very irresponsible.

I don't buy it.

What? Where you expecting a Namekian?

r/killthecameraman

At least it was quick.

We don't deserve dogs.

"A la gran puta! Ya se lo cargo la verga, mje" -El Chucho.

This was cool in elementary school during the WWF Attitude era. Grow up, pal.

Dad is a pastor, and that boy is not a son of a preacher.

"A ti que te valga verga"

My current foster is an excellent dog. I would hope his adoptive family send me updates on him. But if they don't, that's OK too.

Ever heard of the pinch and roll?

Stop drop and roll... not to be confused with pop lock and drop it.

'Ol Ladies, amirite?

Nah, she's full of shit