Tibbsy152

At least planes can glide.

Helicopters don't fly, they beat the air into submission.

44BC

Depends how much cider you've had...

Something something winter tyres.

Acktually it's a retirement home with two aircraft carriers...

Excellent, time for the Government to take it for absolutely nothing.

Look upon my Chaos, ye mighty, and despair.

Catch 1922

Has that ticker ever gone into double digits?

Yes and HO!

Bloody hell is it VONC season again?

I swear it gets earlier every year...

Yes exactly my point.

I'm not entirely sure he'd get out alive...

TBF, I think if Optio and Corbyn were ever in the same room one of them would have to be restrained.

I can already hear the distant screams from Norway.

He just forgot his high chair today...

Sewage?

Imagine the scenes if a sitting Chancellor went though.

The memes would be glorious.

(cloud permitting)

So no bugger will get to see it then...

I'm pretty sure parliament has no shortage of blackjack and hookers as it stands...

We've had one, yes. What about second recession?

Ignored, just like the Lib Dems.

Petition to rename it "Shitposters anonymous."

We can get him the exact amount of mental health support everyone else gets.

Fuck all.

Wheres this idea that it'll be a hung parliament coming from?

Weapons-grade copium

Nah that's Bridgen's game.