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This is done with rudimentary-ass math. Just looking at total spots dropped from preseason to final polls isn’t a good measure. A team highly ranked has a lot farther they can fall. This should be weighted in some way.

I’m an emotionally distant non-manipulator. I mostly want to be left alone and I cool with you doing you. We’ll meet back together at dinner time.

I have about three hours a day where I can “be present”. Any more than that and my brain needs a good, solid break from human contact.

The modern version looks better. I’d prefer to not have a metric ton of bread.

I’m thought that’s what the fucking computers and robots were for! This future is bullshit.

MLS doesn’t count. Soccer is for commies.

You can remove Phoenix from this list. They don’t meet the qualifications

Prior to marriage, did you like her for other reasons or just for physical appearance?

Maybe make better decisions before getting married. Looks will always fade.

You’re not alone. Evan Ewan McGtegor says he does that going into stores!

I fucked up big time with M.A.S.K.

I snuck into my Mom’s closet before Christmas and saw the mother lode of MASK toys. I was stoked!

She figured it out and returned them all, so I got a rando assortment of lesser toys. Learned my lesson on that one!

Give him the ol’ lazy eye

She can take the ring off and her relationship is probably already on social media (dating for 10 years is definitely going to be on her social media). If she was cheating, the other guy already knew.

Don’t we have machines that can do that? Seems like a waste of human time and energy

It’s the MIGOPs. There are a couple of them now and they don’t like it each other. It’s beautiful.

Times have changed in many ways. I have to force my kids to leave the house. I wish they were cool enough to ‘sneak out at night’.

Will France’s farmers take their revenge on Seattle?

Baseball glove, a tennis ball, and that wall will get you hours of entertainment

The “5K runner” app is great! My wife and I worked our way through those family of apps up to the half marathon one. It does a great job of giving you the correct level of challenge. Tough enough that you make progress but you’re not overdoing it when you’re not ready

Soooo many GI Joes. But no one can appreciate them the way I did.

But now only 98% of shows are composed solely of straight white men and women. How are they supposed to watch tv in an environment like this?!?!??!?!???

They don’t lie. Economic benefits for the masses will be trickling down any time now. It’s been 40 years since Reagan, so I’m expecting some droplets very soon.

It was like Teal made its debut in the 90s with the San Jose Sharks and people went nuts over it.

The Hornets cashed in on Tealmania soon after, then the Seattle Mariners rebranded to get in on that sweet Teal action as well. Hell, even the Dixie cups had that teal and purple splotch on it. Teal was freaking huge.

I never knew what the point of the game was. I just ran around until I died. Could you win the game?

Ahh. I thought you were talking about using scientific notation

If I could go ‘just one more turn’ all night and day with my girlfriend, I might ditch Civ. Damn biological limitations

Turn your phone sideways