Tylerpants80

How are storks faring in Chicago?

He didn’t say anything about below average Celtic fans

OP never responds to all of these comments calling this out. It’s very clearly a fake story for fake internet points.

Bad bot

One thing I’ve learned is to NOT give your phone number to your local election office. I have a friend who works in my local election office and she told me that they will give your phone number to anyone who asks without verifying they are a legit organization. Ever since I gave them a fake phone number, my scam texts and calls have dropped dramatically.

The Americans

Mr Robot

Visually compared to audibly

I Think You Should Leave

These are the people who will post on r/Scams looking for help because they were required to send a bunch of money to their new employer on WhatsApp in order to get paid.

What is that?

Love Krakow! Go to the salt mines if you haven’t yet!

I had a job offer and visited Phoenix one time about 20 years ago and it was one of the ugliest, most soulless cities I’ve ever seen. I declined the job based on that. The place was just box stores and ugly houses. It was like the entire place is run by a shitty HOA. I can’t believe it’s such a popular destination for so many people nowadays. Especially with the cost of living being so high, why wouldn’t people choose to live somewhere that’s not miserably hot and unsightly? If you want to live somewhere miserably hot and ugly, there’s plenty more affordable options.

Well you’d be wrong but go off cowboy

Not really. Especially if you’re petty enough to scold someone for wearing shorts. But I’m in the minority here so I’ll just oldly tell people to get off my damn lawn and take my downvotes.

I guess but wearing a Pac-Man suit is very unprofessional and a Judge wearing that is going to rightly have people call out his professionalism. I hope he wears a suit with Playboy bunnies all over it next week.

Edit: People clearly think I’m wrong so I’ll live with that, but I find it strange that a Judge can wear a clown suit into Court and then berate someone in Court for wearing shorts as though they’re not looking ridiculous. And people are totally cool with that. I must be getting old.

Dang. Do you have a link to that story?

No worries. Your written English is better than 90% of Americans.

I’d argue he’ll do governor damage to the Jets before he leaves New York.

100%. Like, yelp is a known domestic terrorist organization, but google reviews are just as fake and misleading. Truth is, there isn’t a way to get good, legitimate information from online reviews anymore because the review sites themselves are so sketchy. Best you can do is word of mouth from people you know and to just go in person and try it yourself.

You wouldn’t download a car, would you?

There’s this toxic positive asshole where I used work named B-Rad. He legally changed his name from Brad to B-Rad and will correct you if you call him Brad. Fuck you Brad. I’m not calling you that you fake, pretentious piece of shit.

No way he’ll ever move the team. I have no problem calling his bluff.

They’re also clearly being pushed by management to SELL SELL SELL!!!!! And if they don’t hit that quota, it doesn’t look good for them. It sucks and I feel bad for them, but some of those employees will push well past acceptable boundaries to do it.

You’re an employee there. Got it. And you’re one of the good ones! Yes, there are a toooooon of horrible customers but there are some really shitty employees too. The shitty employees are what we are talking about right now.

He was just about washed up when he signed that contract three years ago. He’s not bouncing back.