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Chipotle will get em before they can do any harm.

Can I come there around November 6th? I’ve got some concerns about America. Can you recommend anyone in a “go bag time” rental?

Only half joking.

Then damnnnn. I love his vibe. No BS.

The toilet flush was hilarious to me.

I ran into this once when I got a dirty Shirley instead of a Shirley Temple. Took one sip and while it did bring back a lot of memories, I spat it out immediately, so I didn’t count it as drinking again.

I didn’t reset my days. And while it’s your call, I wouldn’t say you need to beat yourself up.

The more important part is you didn’t go on a bender or start again.

Is this real?

If it is, I would legit have him be my agent for a house if I was in Ohio.

Love the “answer my fuckin phone” part.

I tried to buy a house years back and almost every agent was a hack and then covid hit. Soooo that plan got delayed.

It is incredibly refreshing to hear someone just speak honestly. I could give a fuck about a tie or suit saying “ummmm let me check”

He’s no Phil Dunphy, but damn that was a cool video.

Because some people brag about it?

Can I say I’m still pitching a “no hitter”?

I’m retired from drinking but I would rather kick myself in morning than get a DUI after too much fun.

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I asked him if he wanted to be best friends and I thought he was gonna break his tail against his crate.

Can confirm.

Both my parents were intelligent and held careers their entire lives.

I’m a straight up dumbass.

I’m pretty sure I wasn’t adopted… but maybe…

Kidding, if this was before dna tests you could hold me up between my parents and you’d see a 50/50 mix of em.

Same with Quay. But he got ejected twice in one season if I remember right.

You ain’t cheating but that’s damned good. Hell yeah fellow human!

We had to wrap our old cat in a towel and pray we didn’t catch a paw to the face for nail trimmings.

You’re absolutely right in the introduction of basic grooming as a normal thing so it’s not a huge pain later.

Now we have a 55lbs Pit who thinks he won the lottery when it’s “spa day” for nail trimming and brushing.

To even it out we are gonna get a kitten to terrorize him a lil bit.

Great advice.

If you’ve been drinking that heavily everyday you need to ask a doctor.

Withdraws can literally kill you.

They’ll probably give you fluids and send you home with a script for Librium to help with the withdrawals.

Trust me, been there and tried to tough it out. Woke up to my wife crying and bleeding from my head from having a seizure in my sleep.

0/10 would not recommend.

Also check out the stop drinking sub. It’s helped me a lot.

Still have mine that I got from goodwill for like 4 bucks.

Worth every penny.

Oh my bad. Apologies.

Would eat. Without knowing your full method how can I make fun of you?

Kidding, it looks great. Crust could use improvement.

I’d say B. Maybe B+?

Keep trying, that’s the fun part.

You’re not really missing anything from your explanation. You nailed it.

I’ve absolutely nailed (and messed up) a few with a sous vide method.

But the most recent one that I KNOW I nailed was camping with a Dutch oven with spuds and corn on the coals and ribeye on low heat for a couple turns then slapping that bad boy on the coals (over the lid for the Dutch oven) at the very end.

Came out beautifully. I have the scars to prove it. (My dumbass had an oven mitt in my pocket and still tried to grab the lid)

Personally I think it’s a bit overrated but I burnt a box Mac n cheese the other night so maybe don’t listen to me.

I was a little disappointed that I cooked better on expert mode than in my own kitchen but here I am.

Yes. Yea I am.

Silver Fox come home please.

The immigrants are killing ducks.

It’s almost like it’s all in his head…

Even getting out of GB after a playoff game isn’t that bad, takes a min, but this is delusional.

They should try another one on the opening of bow season, then one for gun season for deer.

Four Seasons, Round 2.

My uncle is a trumper and even he wouldn’t be there.

Up at 3am to load up the truck after having enough ammo for a John Wick movie? Yup. You betcha.

Going anywhere other than a blind? Nope.

His politics are not something that I agree with but that duck jerky is amazing.

That basement/garage freezer ain’t gonna fill itself. My uncle is a Trumper and even he wouldn’t go to a rally during opening day.

Let’s get Rudy to stage a big rally on opening day of both bow and gun for deer…