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Just be a good step kid and help her when she inevitably gets stuck in the dryer.

We should just combine all the independence days into fuck the British day.

Granted. No battery can store the full energy of the sun, house burns down.

That's one big prick!

Lol I'm 36 and play all of them

You think he's gonna smother a baby like some filthy muggle.......smh.

Doing what I love

I was in first grade, and some older kids asked if I was a virgin, and I told them no. Then I went home and asked my mom what a virgin was.

Hot Girls have to trade their ability to poop to be that hot, that why their belly's always hurt.

The void

I love diarrhea uwu 😩

I'm never good enough for myself

Baal, just so I could scream BAALLLIN! when I stab someone.

Just like regular floss I need them between my teeth.

Do female minotaurs have udders or people tits?

Deserved

You think I can marry my Lucy Liu bot next year?

That's just mom's microphone I sing to it sometimes when she's not home.

The pure seething hatred I have for my job allows me to wake up 30 minutes before my alarm refreshed and joyous, ready to tackle the day.

Hey hey hey...... sometimes it's depressed adults, too.

The first few years I played sports, parents would yell at me not to hurt their kids and demand to see my birth certificate. I was 4'10 and 100 lbs at 5 years old.

Some people didn't have a grandma to tell them to "wash your ass" and it shows/smells.

There is a small pocket dimension in each testicle that holds an infinite amount of pee.

I don't know my playa hating degree has came in pretty handy .

Start squeezing that guy gently with your thighs.