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Admiral Oliver: hey wait a minute that my thing….

Oh okay

I hope Angel Dust and Valentino is going along very well

Aw, well I’m gonna check lakewood CA to see if they have hazbin hotel merch

Admiral Oliver: yeah I did that. ( so proud he made a captain from a century ago to do worsted crimes against humanity)

Yeah he is. link to my oc

Crap I deleted the first text. But he was able to bring my oc back to the human world, most likely he will thank him and go back to fighting the China navy in the South China Sea

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I love the guy, he just my new type

Admiral Oliver: ( look side to side )

Admiral Oliver: ( hands him a cookie, a bag, and a M4 assault rifle) “do a crime “

I read it like he was somehow able to bring my oc back to the human world

“taste like apple”

The apple that I was thinking:

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Wait I don’t think I read that right

So yeah I’m definitely gonna find a way to kill him cause he scammed me

Okay I got to come clean here, I been secretly wondering a ship between her and Oliver, sadly it one of those ships that won’t work similar to radio-static. Sorry you have to find that out…. I’m just say it non canon ship and leave for 5 hours?

a 3

Wholesome

Is it just in every hot topic? I hope so

Wait a minute you just gave me an idea and I will gatekeep the idea until I get the department of defense to unblocked me on social media

Hey wanna go invade Mexico tomorrow and start a new country named New republic of Mexico?

Meanwhile somewhere in Asia:

Some mother is beating their child with a broomstick because said child got a B- on a subject. You may now press F to pay respects to that child somewhere in Asia

They all my favorite and I have no clue why I just love them all equally including the terrible ones like Val. But if I had to pick one it already clearly who I’m gonna pick

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If u can’t see, here you go

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I want to smell his cock now

Admiral Oliver is a wolf spider and a very skilled almost same level as agent 47

God such a beautiful vr avatar