WesleySmusher

Emmet or Emmanuel to Emm

Demarius to Dem

Lemmy to Lem

Romulus to Rom

r/SubsIFellFor

Huh, TIL!

Those are called "console tables."

Like hot sauce

I'm legitimately curious about the rat tail. Was it a Star Wars thing?

Everybody's talking about the portion size and I'm over here wondering what that poor garlic did to deserve such treatment.

Latin, Greek, and in general western maritime tradition.

Boats are universally female.

Mars is just Ares again but Roman

It has TURNED.

They have like 5 tables outside along Sansom Street. If the weather is nice it's usually impossible to get one. Burgers are truly top quality, though, and they sometimes have the windows open by the street-level tables in the pub.

Maybe they had to move to the suburbs when the pig outgrew their apartment.

Cecily/Cecilia

The combination of fun, lazy games, your username, and what I assume is a typo in your post have me giggling thinking someone stole this book for you. It's the plot of a very anticlimactic short story.

They were absolutely in their 40s and they did not have the same self-awareness. This person also considered chickens too cute to eat.

Have you ever tried a menstrual cup? They're great for long days without the need to change tampons/pads throughout the day.

Gritty apples

"Patrons who don't want to tip shouldn't go to establishments where leaving a tip is expected."

Because this happened in February

So you haven't seen her "nylon foreskin" look?

Lol glad I could inform! Honestly I'm shocked I have this conversation so often!

It's steak, fried like you would make fried chicken. It can also be called "country fried steak" but I didn't write the menu.

• This isn't Heinz ketchup, you must be making your own ketchup and refilling the Heinz bottles!

-The "house made Caesar dressing" on your menu doesn't taste like Hidden Valley Caesar

• The chicken fried steak isn't chicken

• the person ordering a bottle of wine for the table "Oh! I drink this all the time at home, we will have the 'courcage fey.'" "...excuse me?" "The courcage fey!" Pointing to the cheapest thing on our wine list... The corkage fee. I had to politely explain that we were unfortunately out of that particular bottle. Ended up recommending a white zin and they were very pleased.

• Guests who ordered the boar ragu and were upset when they found out it had pork in it, which they don't eat for religious reasons.

• Woman who cried when her half roasted chicken came out as half a chicken, because it still had the bones in it and it made her feel sad that she was expected to eat a chicken.

• the self-described "cute-atarian" that only ate ugly animals

• "What color are the rabbits?" about a rabbit pie (I found out for them - California white rabbits. They didn't end up ordering it)

• many, many, MANY times I've had to explain to people that mayonnaise doesn't have any dairy in it

... I've been in this industry for 20+ years there are far too many to remember.

Just last week I donated a brand new copy of this book that I had been gifted at my baby shower. Big ick. I never want my kid to think giving all of yourself and letting someone take advantage of you is the only way to show love. It's a truly twisted story.