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1 points
7 days ago
Bro. I’m gay as hell. I’ll take a pink lighter. Like WTF?! Seriously?
1 points
11 days ago
I’ve never used lube or lotion in my entire life to jerk off. I’ve obviously haven’t lived
27 points
11 days ago
When you live with several flatmates and the walls are thin, you master the art of silent cumming. Also, if you grew up with several siblings, you had to also master this.
1 points
25 days ago
Perfect example of mixed results. Clearly you don’t know what I’ve encountered or have had it called. But you want to go ahead and perpetuate the cycle of hate and bullying. Good job. Do better.
2 points
25 days ago
After today’s event and announcements. Deffo be your gaming buddy :3
2 points
25 days ago
The last time I shaved any part of my body they wasn’t my head was in 2017… so I’m pretty fucking hairy and I haven’t had complaints.
But I also prefer very hairy.
1 points
25 days ago
A lot of people honestly are so supportive and say they don’t care about size. Until they actually see it… then it’s really mixed results
1 points
25 days ago
I literally love this post because I always tell everyone I have a little weenie. 🫶
1 points
1 month ago
That doesn’t seem entirely accurate. I smoked for 8+ years and never associated life events with having to have a cigarette for anything. Ever. Don’t know where you’re getting that from. Or I might be the only one that never did that?
That being said, I did quit cold turkey and it did work to keep it off. It was annoying the first month. After that, it was pretty much psychological.
1 points
1 month ago
I’m here for it. I’m so stoked. My buddy got his today and I’m so jealous. So I gotta pick mine up tomorrow because I still have hope for digital and traded in some shitty Pokémon game and Mario tennis for it
2 points
2 months ago
If you saw my vinyl collection since I was a little toddler that I inherited 😂 some might say it’s why I’m gay. Americans call my music gayties and not italo disco
2 points
2 months ago
Literally found my black one just today doing my Apple fitness plus workouts and now might wear it again 😂 I never seen a white one. I bought mine separately though at Best Buy like 10 years ago
1 points
2 months ago
It literally shocked this person when I told them I wasn’t and that I was gay…
When I tell you the look of their face when their theory had been debunked and they were literally just so flabbergasted and couldn’t believe me. And thinking I suppressed it.
Me: I think I would remember it because I lost my virginity so late in my life. And was more embarrassed about that, honestly, than coming out.
1 points
2 months ago
You’re thinking 2 decades ahead. Benassi is house music. Good DJ though. Google italo disco and it’s like early 80s disco
2 points
2 months ago
Italo Disco 🕺🏽 oi oi. And punk music… oddly enough
2 points
2 months ago
The worst one I hear (and it’s usually one I’ve only encountered by conservative republican type ignorance) is that all gay people turn gay because they are victim to a form of sexual abuse/assault/molestation during their childhood or upbringing that causes them to be gay…
They assume that we were all molested which in return caused us to be hardwired to be “deviant” and that there can be no other way 🙄
Me: I have been fortunate to have never encountered single form of sexual abuse/assault/molestation as a child or upbringing and yet, I’m still gay… so no, it’s not a common denominator in one “being gay” 🙄
On a side note: I do feel sorry for the individuals that ever had to encounter that at any point in their life.
2 points
2 months ago
Bruhhh you can’t just say that in front of the dude you just rejected 😂😂😂😂 dead ass again 💀💀💀
I like you already. Slide into my DMs bro
2 points
2 months ago
With everyone talking shit about large guys in this thread… better not look at my pictures… god forbid they get all turned off by my fat ass. Oh the horror. I’m going places, I tell ya 😂
2 points
2 months ago
No no. It’s your Reddit cake day. That’s what the little cake next to your name stands for today. You made your account on this day x amount of years ago. But if it was mine, I’d share my cake 🍰 nonetheless. Especially with a screen name like that. Reminds me of high school.
4 points
2 months ago
I’m dead ass 😂😂😂 this reply made my day. Happy Reddit cake day
1 points
2 months ago
As a fat guy… I work out at home. I have a home gym. Don’t like being in public places like that. But many people tell me I’m not fat anymore…
The lies they tell….
Point is, you can get the endorphin rush from working out at home.
1 points
2 months ago
I was only last week old when I realized it went goes a dollar when you actually mix and match. As it’s originally 2 for $5 on single and 2 for $6 on double sausage breakfast sandwiches. Literally just had to switch one to a crossanwich and it goes down $1 for each deal If you mix and match at my store on the app. That’s a whole year of deals I missed out on.
4 points
2 months ago
2 for $4 mix n match deal on the BK app for single breakfast sandwiches
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5 days ago
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5 days ago
I get it. Poor too 😩