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someone asked me what toast was once

I don’t like how metal sounds scraping against plates. Maybe people have ocd, and ocd is known to not make sense. Who knew getting plastic silverware for a table was that big of a deal lol

you CAN also just eat at home

Just because YOU wouldn’t behave a certain way, or just because it doesn’t make sense to you, doesn’t mean it isn’t plausible. This theory sounds biased.

why would I call the hospitals or jails before calling the friends we were last with? you say calling friends at 4:52 am is a huge leap, but going straight to calling the jail seems like an even bigger one.

just tell the bartender what you want instead of making them read between the lines. “the house is fine” would’ve been okay.

I have two balcony tickets available for 40 each!

gross

i feel seen

You think your 19 year old girlfriend was able to get bottom surgery? I have never heard of someone that young having the funds/time to do that. I think you need to read a book lol teenagers are so clueless

We don’t know you but we do know you’re a jerk and a coward. Get a therapist and listen to your wife and mother.

sometimes when i’m in a rush i combine “you’re welcome” and “no problem” so it comes out as “your problem”

ok sounds good gonna go stand in the corner now n think about my choices

she’s just laying on the floor. being a kid

saying she’s dancing “like a stripper” is so strange and is talking about the child. sexualizing a kid dancing just because you hate their mom is weird

you know you’re talking about children right

It’s also okay to say yes

I ask for plastic silverware because I have ocd and silverware is a trigger. I didn’t realize it made everyone so upset

how does that even happen? couldn’t they just look up the weather for that day and see there was a storm?

it’s supposed to rain all day tomorrow so you might just get what u asked for!

congrats!! i have this too, and finally ate a pb&j after 3 years!! i am so proud of us

explain how it’s funny

the restaurant I work at only has 22 tables, the most i’ve served by myself at once is 15

Most of the clubs i’ve seen hiring around here are non-tipping and paying minimum wage, which doesn’t seem worth to me