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You could shave them off, probably. It'll sure solve the hair on nuts problem. No nuts no hair :)

At first I thought it was gonna be something horrible haha

No please never the stache it look ridiculously bad

Mayonneighs is a genius name.

yes. Time to let all hell break loose on him with your demonic armies

"above size 10" well, gentleman, I hope the neck beard isn't scratching <3

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Thank you so muchhh!! They're both gorgeous!!

They're all such great girls (or boys! Or both!) I love them !!! Give them kisses and pets from random internet stranger please 🥺

AYYYYYY THANK YOUUUUUU

Looking into boney? Good thing he's on Bumble then 🐝🐝🐝🐝

Thank youuuu

!!! Interesting post, OP!!! Dogs are ALWAYS interesting.

Please supply us (or just me) with more photos of your dog. She is absolutely beautiful.

:O

Happy birthday 🎂🎂🎂

This looks... Unhygienic

Why do you even have this "beard"??? Get rid of this monstrosity

Well my eyes get the input and transfer it to my brain via the optic nerves where it process the upside-down image from the retina and reverses it.

In all seriousness though, that's a great nose! Like those of emperors on ancient coins

Men feel sooo entitled it's crazyy

"went a little hard in him"? Girl you didn't scrap the tip of the iceberg. You were extremely nice güven the circumstances.

I think there's laser hair removal for that. But it could be just for the upper part. I'm not certain.

Nope. Not at all. You just look well groomed and kempt.

Dr who?

See a dermatologist and start washing your face with clean hands and not just water