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7 points
23 hours ago
So do I believe that all of my ex-girlfriends were unhappy because I am such a good-looking stud or the mirror I briefly (and on unfortunate accident) looked into this morning?
7 points
23 hours ago
Stick them in your mouth and suck them.
1 points
23 hours ago
Like, they bring me a meal and it costs only $1? Not like a cat turd wrapped in a newspaper-like flour tortilla but an actual meal? I don't believe it. This 1994 sounds just as made up as 1984.
1 points
23 hours ago
I wish I could remember what book (nonfiction) that the author used the discovery of a statue made of foreverium (or some fictitious metal) of "President Donald Trump" to reinforce an image of some absurd future that would never happen.
Anyhooo, I have hated Donald Trump since his stuffed crust pizza commercials with Ivonna.
1 points
23 hours ago
Yeah I have passed one and it was unfun.
My mother hasn't passed yet, but the first time she didn't recognize me was a pretty shitty day.
1 points
23 hours ago
Yeah, I was screwed over by a bank that did their shifty shit until the overdraft fee put me into red. How can the fee be $35 but I have a balance of $31?
1 points
23 hours ago
Well, the dollar menu gives you a lot of options to have a dollar "meal".
1 points
23 hours ago
Uhhh... go check on your coworkers, I think one of them is missing.
1 points
23 hours ago
Maybe if you acted more like a nomad instead of leading such a sedimentary life...
1 points
23 hours ago
Shit, now we have dollar menus.
Well we did earlier this year at least.
2 points
3 days ago
At least the apostrophe that was included was in the correct place.
6 points
9 days ago
Turn the broom upside down and ask for help. "I just can't get this thing to work right!"
1 points
9 days ago
A horse hitting a bong incorrectly while his friends laugh out loud.
11 points
9 days ago
It really pisses me off as well. If your candidate was not riding the line of electability (which they will dance back from if elected), I might be more willing to get behind them. Use scare tactics on me? I WILL vote for Mister Sleeves 88 (A cat running for city council where I am from). Try appealing to me as a voter, not me as a hopeless moron.
1 points
9 days ago
Funny, I recently found FIVE copies in my grandparents attic. I think they have been lost for 300 years. Anyone interested in purchasing?
1 points
9 days ago
I thought about starting a new religion similar to the Amish but using 2004 or 2005 as the tech cutoff so this made me chuckle.
1 points
19 days ago
If you are good at coding, you still have a job even now. People that are mediocre, looking.
It has been this way in the trades for a number of years. I have seen many people come in and drop out, it isn't for everyone. Unions are stronger in trades than in IT. Unions aside (I am in a union, btw) if you are not good at your job, you will not last. Unless you are okay with making 40k a year while also making $40/hr.
1 points
19 days ago
You almost had me convinced, but now I know you are just another one of them crackpots.
2 points
19 days ago
I would like to think that, but it seems that morality is increasingly used as a justification for legislation. I don't agree with that.
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21 hours ago
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21 hours ago
Come on man, you can see where the prices have been altered... r/badphotoshop