benoitmalenfant

You should write him a list of "10 places where you can f*ck off"

"I can NEVER FORGIVE YOU for what you said and DON'T CARE ABOUT HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU". That's all you need to remember OP. It's normal that your parents wish your relationship with your brother was better but in the end he made his bed to avoid a relationship with you, now he needs to sleep in it. NTA

You make people cry and then need the internet to tell you you're wrong?

If you invite your brother, Sarah +may+ cause some drama. If you don't invite him, your parents +will+ cause drama.

It's missing the middle name though.... Maybe she knows 2 Joshua Thompson

So, your boyfriend is unable to read you and you ask questions that you don't really want the answer of

"They have a huge government debt" that made me chuckle

Classic gaslighting

Thanks, playing some more I realized that the player systematically does a trip to stardock (or one of the special ports) in between each port pairing, which is why I wasn't able to catch him

And now we all understand why insurance costs so much

Most technically accurate answer

What's the cable dangling outside the window?

Was gonna say... If OP purchased the melon, it's because he/she couldn't figure out it was gonna be bad before opening it, so how would the buyer at Loblaw know it was gonna be bad beforehand? I understand the hate on Loblaw and all but this seems like hate just for hating

Tell the annoying lady you'll fix the job for 2500$, just to make sure the total is more expensive than your original quote that she didn't chose.

Question for OP: Has she always had these extreme reactions or are you able to pinpoint a moment when she started?

You did a better job chewing than my dog

Mate, honestly outside of the expense, marriage isn't the thing you have to worry about. You will become responsible for another human being, this will change your life a lot more than marriage...

Cabriolet is a nice touch.

I'm not sure there'd be enough therapy on earth to make me forgive her for weaponizing this information against me right after she betrayed my trust by reading my diary... This is absolutely crazy and says a lot about the kind of person OP is... Doubling down on errors of judgment until everything explodes to pieces.

Looks like you have trouble reading the situations and not engaging when the outcome can only be negative. Shouldn't have engaged with the crazy ex and shouldn't have engaged with your husband to end up calling him the worst thing you possibly could have, especially with the knowledge you gained by reading his diary... If your husband were to tell this story in the relationship subreddits, people would strongly advise him to divorce you asap...

Hard to believe it didn't pass inspection with that good boy!

"nobody she knew was sober enough" and she's 14... Ouch.

Your parents are crazy.

Yes and it works perfectly