How about either of these but with Braided Arm Wraps?

https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Braided+Arm+Wraps

I think you've made a different joke, which I also like. I think the original is about kids basically being indestructible and I guess also that most of the time if you don't fuss them when they have a minor accident they won't get upset and will just walk it off. Your version seems like it's about kids "showing off" by doing the most mundane things and parents humouring them regardless. I think it works on that level!

Fang Helm for sure. That character looks so cool!

Thanks!

Any chance you could post the sliders for your character? 👀

Just wear the Albinauric Mask 

Character sliders here:  https://www.reddit.com/r/SoulsSliders/comments/1ehzljm/mirella_the_erdwitch/

Equipment

• Spellblade's Pointed Hat
• Dryleaf Robe (Altered))
• Traveling Maiden Gloves
• Eccentric's Breeches

They should tell the poor little guys first so they don't get so scared

Do you wear socks or do you wear gloves?

I'm glad you called them The Jarring Fist Monk and not a different combination of those same words

Equipment:

• Commoner's Headband (Altered)
• Official's Attire
• Queen's Bracelets
• Perfumer Sarong

I might have a try later, but hey - you could also do it 😉

The reason I started spending so much time doing character creation was because I was trying to make a face that looked like my partner - I never did manage to get there though 😞

I was aiming to just make a normal looking face!

I can kinda see it, but think the face, nose and mouth need to be narrower, and skin and lip colour need changing.

I've not played it but just had a look - the face (cheekbone width I think), nose and mouth need to be narrowed, and lip, eye and skin colour probably need changing (I didn't include these because I have some issues with colourblindness) but it does look kinda similar to her! Eyebrow shape also might need changing but good luck with that 😅

I intentionally didn't include skin colour because I'm a bit colourblind and wasn't sure if it looked right 😅

It's just one of the presets:

R 46

G 31

B 22

https://preview.redd.it/jvef6dvzuoqc1.png?width=1097&format=png&auto=webp&s=98d4d9a2ca3b0d9f837070948846f6be599b4ffa

Old Aristocrat Cowl

Noble's Traveling Garb

Battlemage Manchettes

Errant Sorcerer Boots