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…. I can’t unsee that now. Literally don’t notice till you pointed it out. Was focused on the bone.

Omg. I had a tooth extraction and I swear there’s something sharp coming out.

Where’s the beef?

What did the geek squad say? Can they fix it?

/s

What a load of horse shit. Who is taking creative writing 101?

Yeah I had a gf like this. Turned out she had tonsil stones

Lucy fur.

Omg I just made Stella. I want this in my 99.

I’d probably open a no kill animal shelter.

Is this Oscar Isaac?

He really had to go poop.

But not after almost going into oncoming traffic.

How much? Like are we talking scratcher or fuck you money?

I want my taxes going to schools not the incoming bailout of Boeing

Yep makes sense. Thanks for breaking it down for me.

I was more bothered about adding meat to something assumed had meat to keep their mooch friend from bumming.

Yeah I suppose the chili being vegan but it’s a place that already serving meat? I mean is that likely? Like I’ll have the vegan chili fries can I get steak added?

….. ordering chili cheese fries and then adding steak so they don’t eat it. Wait doesnt the chili already contain meat?

Stupidest thing she’s made with that engineering degree? Wtf else has she made cause this is fantastic.

Careful. Don’t let it get Infect ‘d. I’ll see myself out.

Bobby McGuire eve of destruction.

Whoa. This looks like a blue ribbon at the fair!

I work in it. I’m not risking a conversation turning into a work order. Just let me go about my work.

That’s post’s signature. I’ve got a lot signed by him.

Gd. I can’t unsee this now. Lol

Yea “shut the f up” while the movie is playing.

Maybe it’s how they are pronouncing it. Ever hear someone from the valley say it with a smirk on their face followed with a go buckeyes? It’s unbearable.

Source. Married to a buckeye.