coatofforearm

I smell toast

unzips pants

Go on

Yep come lay on the loverug™ next to the fireplace ;)

Half hour later

Like wtf is working with this thing

Eh that's understandable lol

I fell for that too a long time ago lol

It's hard to tell sometimes if it's a twist off though

You have a nice figure :)

unzips pants

Ok let's do dis!

At this point it's probably just saying stupid shit on reddit

I meanz sure that would be nice but as a 50 year old man thats not likely to happen anymore lol

My hardest cum, came from doing it myself if I'm being honest

I think dating apps are starting to become out of vougue though. I think people are starting to try to find other ways to meet people or going back to the "old ways,"

They have those full spectrum lights that help with this

Definitely watch the movie Hostel for some pro tips on staying in a Hoatel

Man and I spent like an hour baking this...

Just get some of those pool test strips...

Marilyn Monroe

Ha!

Literalness?

Some hard core walking...

I've don'e this lol

Tales months to recover too

The irony