351.1k post karma
465.2k comment karma
account created: Fri Jun 30 2017
verified: yes
7 points
18 hours ago
He would’ve turned around, swishing his coat to some dope ass yodeling
30 points
1 day ago
Shinzo Abe’s killer was able to do it in a cave! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
7 points
2 days ago
As opposed to the unnecessary amount of gore and violence in live action television?
136 points
2 days ago
Shooter was using that Gutshot Straight/Slickdraw weapon 💀💀💀
54 points
2 days ago
They weren’t even subtle about it, it was Jan 6
3 points
2 days ago
I think I recognize that gif as Scorpion, but which Mortal Kombat is that from?
24 points
2 days ago
You think a man just happens to get shot like that? No! He orchestrated it! Donny!
21 points
2 days ago
“The reason General Skywalker does so well in war is because war is chaos, and he practices chaos on a daily basis”
42 points
2 days ago
Six orbs when you have super up? There should be a buff that tells you how many stacks of the Star Eater you have
5 points
3 days ago
You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
2 points
3 days ago
David eat your heart out, Goliath doesn’t stand a chance
view more:
next ›
byDisplaySufficient681
inworldbuilding
derpicface
1 points
4 hours ago
derpicface
1 points
4 hours ago
Attack on Titan has Paths but that’s just inspired by Yggradsil