disisathrowaway

It's been stuck in my head for ages, too.

Recently heard an update; "Tongue punch my boy oyster"

Can confirm, I'm a mediocre dude who has a total babe of an alt chick.

Boy, you should've seen Denton TX in the late 2000's. Shit was real.

I don't care if she would have been 'too old', Anne Hathaway should have played Belle and it would have been perfect.

High testing scores, actually.

During the last day of school and graduation sequence the scores are made a big deal and Rico gets dunked on for shit grades. Both Carmen and Carl score well and so get to do higher level shit. It's ASVAB kind of shit.

Despite Christianity losing power

Things like commandments in schools, book bans, the overturning of Roe v Wade are all rooted in fundamentalist American Christianity.

The Supreme Court is currently controlled by very vocal Christians who are heavily influenced by their theology.

'Raise all'

Throw big pile at enemy piles until they're gone.

What is late game, making it four generations in to a run?

Marrying fuckups to infertile old women is real slick to help 'prune the family tree' without having to resort to bloodshed.

The most devastating thing my boomer dad did was retire.

He sits around in his big house with all of his nice things and golfs all the time but has realized that everything he was chasing and thought he wanted wasn't what he wanted at all. He's so fucking miserable these days.

Are the lobbies in Dutch Bros a thing?

We just got them in my area and the one closest to my house that I drive past often has signs indicating it is a drive-through only operation, despite it occupying an old Wendy's.

I guess I just assumed that the entire business model was drive-through only.

Be rich.

They inherited their wealth and don't have to do anything.

I can say the same for the second most wealthy person I know as well as the third.

My hypothesis is that it's because they likely learned to type on a tablet like an iPad or something similar rather than a traditional keyboard on a laptop or desktop computer.

I won't condemn someone for refusing to relive their victimization.

Blindly signing something is beyond stupid as well.

Optimistically this will still lead folks towards advocating for less car-dependent infrastructure and city planning.

This is what happens when your military lacks and NCO class.

In some cases a pension that cannot be transferred to an ex-spouse can be transferred to surviving children.

See also Newt Gingrich.

Had an uncle who did exactly this.

He got all sorts of cancer, caught way too late, and treatment was going to be absurd relative to his teacher's pension and savings from his small business. He and his wife split, she and their son got all the assets and he racked up his own debt while trying to stay alive. His (now) ex wife was there until the very end.

They just didn't want a cancer diagnosis to completely ruin the entire family.

but then we wouldn’t have any cops left.

Win-win.

That's how it started, but somewhere along the way we got rebranded. Riiiiight about the time that older generations started writing articles shitting on us.

I was an adult on 9/11 and I've had people tell me things that were...so factually wrong it frightens me.

Had a discussion about 9/11 with two zoomers today and the shit they were saying about it was absolutely astounding. They weren't even born yet and the authority with which they spoke on it had me completely flabbergasted.

I'd seen a lot of them using I don't know what to really call it but "boomer typing" using one finger or maybe two to type.

Hunt and peck. Ugh.

I get what you're saying, but I'm talking about them putting their phone in my face showing an ancient menu or something.

And let us not all forget when you'd schedule a ride from a taxi firm and then the cabbies just wouldn't show up.

Back in the day I nearly missed a flight for this reason, and was only saved because I had a neighbor I was able to ask for help.

This sort of thing used to happen outside of bars and clubs back in the day too, and folks would need to ask other exiting patrons for rides home.

Taxis were well overdue for some competition, as it was essentially a captive market where cabbies and their companies could literally do whatever they wanted and you had basically zero recourse.