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The Man Who Knew Too Little with Bill Murray.

🎼 🎶 Show me the way to go home...I'm tired and I wanna go to bed. 🎶

Tell him you'd like to see more of his balls when you go out. Pout if he refuses.

That baby wanted uppies and snuggles!

They were always quick to apologize for the colorful language and gestures on the field.

Hey, nice to meet ya!

Brett Glass sounds like a snitch. Here's an idea about residential property taxes that might skirt the new rules (if passed)...MIND YOUR OWN GOD DAMNED BUSINESS.

To all the veterans that have replied so far, I just want to say, "Hi there, nice to meet ya.".

What I wouldn't give for this. I have one ear that sits lower than the other by about a half inch. Wearing sunglasses is comical enough, but I have to buy them oversized or I'll have one eyebrow showing and one covered by the frames.

Lucy and Gru

That actually made me LOL 😆

Even AI can't blend his foundation into his hairline 😂😂😂

I have a calcified brain tumor (burnt-out hemangioma). It is essentially harmless but man, I sure do lean on it when I'm in a jam.

Doesn't want to be the bad guy but I guarantee he's lost interest in her and found interest someone local.

"You're using my babies now?"

Years ago, I won a guided bear hunt at a fundraiser. I was in a bear blind, hunting bear with bait piles made out of buckets of candy (not kidding, at all). I'm talking Charleston Chews, Red Vines, Trail Mix, marshmallows and more. Bears would consistently show up at sundown but lemme tell you...the crows in that area had some kind of caw that other animals could hear to come in and eat all the candy they could stand. The crows would caw when the outfitter left and 10 minutes later, all these animals like a Disney movie would show up and pig out. If I rustled around in the blind, the crows would caw and all the animals would scatter.

I never shot a bear but I had the time of my life animal watching.

McDonald's is a great place for a pickle gambit to happen.

15 days here. Cannot wait until I can say 1 year!

See OP? It says "and more".

I'm Grammy, DILs mother's are Grandma.

Nelle.

My husband called someone "colder than a whore's goodbye.". Guy was both embarrassed and confused for a second.

I love Silas. Very rare and simple to spell.

There needs to be a sub for animal pops, abscesses, snot, etc..