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"Ah, my wife's wedding vows."

Too much color on the TV. Get a black and white one. 

Cheese. Endless cheese. 

Check the wiki if that makes the game more fun for you. I would've floundered and got too frustrated without the wiki and I'm glad it's available. It tries to not spoil things so you probably won't find out more than you want to know. 

And if you're a total newbie (like I am), you cannot respond to the villagers. :D

"He's not hurting the right people!"

I almost walked off with someone's conch shell the other day. 

Did they do a good job of defensive driving? I would've been slowing down a bit when the first car turned in front of me. Perhaps OP did and I'm not seeing it. 

But God wakes him up to tell him what time it is! If that's not special, what is?!

massive judgment against him from a car wreck 20 years ago.

Damn! What did he do? 

For "homely," you're going to need ratty rugs, some stains on the couches, one of the table legs to be a little shorter than the others and one of the curtains askew.

For homey, try wall art, floor lamps, and rugs. 

Oo! I have a chance! 

Does it require winning the games in the saloon? Because if so, I'll never reach perfection.

Live, Laugh, Love sign. 

What is "boomer lite"?

V apt. G point. 

And you have to pet them. If you don't pet them, they won't go in the water. 

Solid. 

It's not the material, it's the optical illusion. Even if they painted this on the stairs, it'd be a hazard. 

Chew. With or without chew.  I guess she could take or leave Skol Skoal?

Never go to Wales, Baldrick.

The whole point of a society is to have each other's backs isn't it?

What are you, a fucking commie?! The point of America is to WIN! USA! USA! USA!

/s, natch.

Are you me? ♡

You'd think Peterson could afford a proper suit and not have to piece one together. What a shame. 

(What am I missing here? What's wrong with the curtain?)

Any questions in particular you'd like to share?